Stupid/Funny MQ quotes (2 Viewers)

[marchetta]

I remember our tutor had asked us how we would react if we caught our boyfriend/girlfriend having sex with a pig. A guy in my class then shouted "omg, that's cheating!" We all cracked up laughing!

 

[AsyLum]

Tutor for MAS203: Waffling on for 7 pages in an essay isn't going to get you good marks
Me: Unless you're in Cultural Studies
*class laughs*

 

[redruM]

Walk into E5A.136 for my STAT270 final exam, a bit late....they have started reading already. I chuck my bag and jumper outside, and walk in with my allowed cheat sheet.

Me: Hi, I'm here for the exam.
Lady: Umm...Whats in your hand? No notes allowed.
Me: Wait...this isn't STAT270 is it?
Lady: No.
Me: Shit
*weird looks*

I end up going to my exam about 5 minutes into reading time. And also, left my jumper back at that room.

 

[lcf]

CUL100 Lecture - Goldie Osuri, from memory week 1 or 2

OK, i am going to turn the lights down now so that this green looks less like shit (in indian accent - referring to the projected image looking crap cause of the fluro lighting)
*later in that lecture about colours*
White in Australia is for weddings, in other countries it is for funerals i.e. if you wore white at an Indian wedding, it wouldn't go to well, although the bride might prefer it to be a funeral - ok i won't say anymore *giggles*

MAS104 tute
Tutor: who can name some good australian comedies?
Me: Today Tonight
class laughs, tutor is confused ha!


*whilst walking to library with a female friend*
me: hey your shoes sound cool! *they made a great sound on the pavement with each step*
her: haha - clothes percussion
me: LOOK OUT! PANTS SOLO!!!
*my pants scliff when i walk and are loud*

MAS104 Lecture
Renata: Ok - our lecturer has decided to go for a little run now - sometimes lecturers here like to run around the uni before a lecture starts - or run away
Renata: Sherman Young is going to talk to you about Digital Cinema today. If you do multimedia next year, he is the person that you should be nice too

I love MQ staff - they are the best!

 

[AsyLum]

Haha the media department is a laugh, shermans a champ