Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (10 Viewers)

[ladiesman217_]

ie she wants to b8ng u

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I'm going to put the challenge out there for someone to write a longer/more engaging piece of ~feels~ than SD's one.

Bonus marks if it's not narcissistic, doesn't objectify women, and uses an adjective other than amazing to describe their crush.

Bonus bonus marks if I don't hate myself for being an english student after reading it.

I don't like anyone

I'd rather be single and have fun

I banged a boy who went to Knox

then I banged his friend, he had a bigger cock

I am not a slut, I swear

I was drunk and he was there

Neither of them objectified me;

They didn't finish then call a taxi

Sorry this story lacked engaging pieces of feels

I didn't want you to spew up your meal.

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER

PEACE OUT

 

[Blue Suede]

if I ever meet you, I'll buy you a drink for that

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

yessssssssssssssssss


(i was a bit upset i couldn't get a proper rhyme for knox/cock but you know you win some you lose some)

 

[Thaler]

moll did your old grlll's name start with 'B'


i've been creping you

Yeah. My friends list is private, so we can openly call her Bonnie. Plus, screw her.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

yeah but she's in like all your photos and shit lwol

(i am sensing a bit of animosity would you like to talk about this further?)

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

lol your friends list ain't private, son

 

[Thaler]

lol your friends list ain't private, son

Um. It is to the public. But cos you're my friend it isn't fo you.

 

[Thaler]

yeah but she's in like all your photos and shit lwol

(i am sensing a bit of animosity would you like to talk about this further?)

No. I am zen.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

hi barbara gordon i can see you are lurking the thread how are you is barbara gordon your real name?

 

[Thaler]

Tell us about your secret love Barbara Gordon, aka Oracle. Are his initials BW? Does he have some serious egotistical and abandonment issues?

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

you are BEK aren't you

 

[Blue Suede]

barbara gordon is a bec but she's not a bek. IT'S NOT ME.

 

[Ivorytw]

yessssssssssssssssss


(i was a bit upset i couldn't get a proper rhyme for knox/cock but you know you win some you lose some)

even though he went to knox there's no denying he wasa fox.

But then his friend tim was hotter and had a giant harry potter.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

so many bek/becs at usyd doing arts (two)

 

[Blue Suede]

I'm not even in the arts faculty

but yeah even i thought she was me

 

[Barbara Gordon]

Tell us about your secret love Barbara Gordon, aka Oracle. Are his initials BW? Does he have some serious egotistical and abandonment issues?

Yeah, but how can I compete with Talia?

BATGIRL AND BATMAN 5EVA BBY.

 

[Barbara Gordon]

I'm not even in the arts faculty

but yeah even i thought she was me

I thought we have already decided that we're long lost sisters but with parents who were really lazy with names. I figure I was the one who was given up and they were like "Shit, the next one will be better".

THANKS FOR SHOWING ME UP.

 

[effyhate]

I'm not even in the arts faculty

but yeah even i thought she was me

quiet shakespeare monkey

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

guys guys how good is my poem (v good)