this man knows how to slay dragons.if so you should treat him like dirt to see if he has a spine
make him buy you dinner
if he drives make him drive you places
make him do super dumb shit to see if he'll do it because he's a betamax or if he is actually his own person
brah i feel youI have a huuuugggge crush on my friend's mum. The other day at their house she was getting ready for a dinner party and was showing full on cleavage.
I was so horny i ran into their bathroom to wank off over her sweet, voluptuous, sensuous, mature age breasts, and when i was about to climax i realised i didn't have a sock, and starting to panic i quickly grabbed one of their face towels and jacked off onto it.
Still thinking about her gorgeous, mouth watering breasts i forgot to clean the face towel and put it back on the rack.
I later realised it belonged to my mates 16 year old sister, and to my horror when i came back a week later it looked like it was still being used to wash her face.