AFL is comparatively unpopular to its league counterparts in this state and this is completely due to the Swans. Here are a few apt reasons:
-Their silly red strip is too bright and makes them look like showgirls pussyfooting around
-Their name 'swans' sounds like something out of a beauty contest.
- Their game plan resolves around flooding defense, scunging/rucking/handballing their way forward.
-They play ugly, unattractive, boring football with low scores, lack of free-flowing ball movement and negative 'shutting down' of the other team.
-The team lacks talent and there are no real stars of the game (except for perhaps goodes and hall). The crux of the team are small and lack kicking talent - preferring to run in packs and handball their way forward.
-Every game is live and free-to-air, allowing many people access to this visual junkheap.
I propose they:
-change their name to something less laughable like the 'bullants'
-change their playing strip to something with more pizazz
-Sack their coach for someone who knows how football should be played
-Sack half the midfield for players who can actually kick the ball.
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-Their silly red strip is too bright and makes them look like showgirls pussyfooting around
-Their name 'swans' sounds like something out of a beauty contest.
- Their game plan resolves around flooding defense, scunging/rucking/handballing their way forward.
-They play ugly, unattractive, boring football with low scores, lack of free-flowing ball movement and negative 'shutting down' of the other team.
-The team lacks talent and there are no real stars of the game (except for perhaps goodes and hall). The crux of the team are small and lack kicking talent - preferring to run in packs and handball their way forward.
-Every game is live and free-to-air, allowing many people access to this visual junkheap.
I propose they:
-change their name to something less laughable like the 'bullants'
-change their playing strip to something with more pizazz
-Sack their coach for someone who knows how football should be played
-Sack half the midfield for players who can actually kick the ball.
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