I doubt that lipstick girl has the cognitive capacity to use lipstick properly if she was dumb/desperate enough to stick it in her vagina...
Christ, this thread is making me lose faith in humanity a little.
-Tampons and sanitary pads need to be changed every now and again
-The smell is only noticeable if you are a dirty piece of shit
-Sticking everyday objects like lipstick up there is not advisable, not least because you look like the weakest link in the evolutionary chain when people find out
-Ditto to people that put tampons in and forget about them
-Your hymen can be broken by just about anything
I think that just about sums up this thread