The Bible (1 Viewer)

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The bible

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

The Bible: poorly written and narrated, disjointed, generally boring, overlong, and empty, emo characters.

2 stars.

ah, i like you!! you seem to have a brain! ^_^

 

[PrettyOddProlix]

You have to take into mind the context it was written in.
The patriarchal superstitious etc etc etc....

That's what they said.
No, really.

I'd rather not give a damn about the Bible.

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

my lil sister asked me the other day if i believed in science or the bible.

i said:
"the bible. because all the knowledge in all the works of science cannot compare to the infinite wisdom of a bunch of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animal species in the world was within walking distance of noah's house."

she then blinked stupidly and asked very seriously,
"so... you believe in the bible, then?"

FOOL!!!!!!!!! :'(

 

[PrettyOddProlix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNzXsDvvFyk (and parts 2 and 3).

 

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You people are horrible

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

i read the ENTIRE BIBLE for the first time in year 2, which made me...... six.

i thought it was bogus.
gave mum a lecture on what was so wrong with it.....
including its being an awful book, upheld as a guide to morality in this society.
mum had nothing to say... but i later heard her bawling her eyes out to my grandmother, saying that i was smarter than she was already... my grandmother thought it was great HAHAHAHAHA

my mother is still unimpressed with my judgement.
XD

 

[inter108]

Horribles

 

[PrettyOddProlix]

i read the ENTIRE BIBLE for the first time in year 2, which made me...... six.

i thought it was bogus.
gave mum a lecture on what was so wrong with it.....
including its being an awful book, upheld as a guide to morality in this society.
mum had nothing to say... but i later heard her bawling her eyes out to my grandmother, saying that i was smarter than she was already... my grandmother thought it was great HAHAHAHAHA

my mother is still unimpressed with my judgement.
XD

Why?

I'm dazed and confused.


What kind of Bible was that? I recall when I bought my Bible that the reading age of the NIV was, like, 12 or something.

 

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Bible for infants ofcourse

 

[PrettyOddProlix]

Bible for infants ofcourse

Oookay, I don't get how the graphic stuff's going to interpreted for bebehs, 'cuz, there's like violent, sexual subject matter therein.

A picture book, maybe?

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

Oookay, I don't get how the graphic stuff's going to interpreted for bebehs, 'cuz, there's like violent, sexual subject matter therein.

A picture book, maybe?

just the normal bible; my mum was still in denial until that point that i could do it, let alone contemplate over it later!! XD

i read some of my doctor's reports a few days ago; apparently, i could have a completely adult-level conversation at age three.
...then, since i waqs still disbelieving, my aunt played a recording of what i was like at age 3.
i was very intellectual already........... the report had not lied.
which freaked me out.

 

[inter108]

Oookay, I don't get how the graphic stuff's going to interpreted for bebehs, 'cuz, there's like violent, sexual subject matter therein.

A picture book, maybe?

Yes for simpletons.

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

..ouchies. lol. never owned one of those bible picture books... thank dawkins!

 

[PrettyOddProlix]

just the normal bible; my mum was still in denial until that point that i could do it, let alone contemplate over it later!! XD

i read some of my doctor's reports a few days ago; apparently, i could have a completely adult-level conversation at age three.
...then, since i waqs still disbelieving, my aunt played a recording of what i was like at age 3.
i was very intellectual already........... the report had not lied.
which freaked me out.

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

It's a bore.

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

It's a bore.

the bible? oh yes. *snoring* either a bore, or far too non-boring for my taste. like job, telling those crazies to rape his daughters instead of the angels...!

 

[PrettyOddProlix]

Eh, three ways; you hate the thing, don't give a shit, or worship/love it.
I've been been through all these stages.

like job, telling those crazies to rape his daughters instead of the angels...!

Haha.

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

aw. 's ok............ i suppose it adds a little variety to one's life.............

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

so.............. anybody ever read the qur'an??

 

[Apey MatrixElf]

(i have... lol)