The *Oh Dear How Rude!* Dirty Music Thread (2 Viewers)

[hiphophorray123]

Luke:
If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {Hell yeah!}
If you believe in having sex, say hell, fuck yeah! {Hell, fuck yeah!}
When I say S, you say E, when I say X, you say sex!
S! {E!} X! {SEX!!} Let's go!!
*the beat starts here*
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (Hell yeah!)
Do the fellas run this muthafucker? [Hell yeah!]
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (Hell, fuck yeah!)
Do the fellas run this mutha? (Hell, fuck yeah!)
All hoes! [Suck dick!] All niggas! (Eat pussy!)
All hoes! [Drink dick!] All niggas! (Eat pussy!)
Bulldaggers! (Suck pussy!) All faggots! [Suck dick!]
Bulldaggers! (Suck pussy!) All faggots! [Drink dick!]
Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, I wanna know ALL the fellas out there
who gon' get some pussy! Aaight? I want y'all to repeat after me.
Say I'm gon' get some pus-sy! [I'm gon' get some pus-sy!]
Say I'm gon' get some pus-sy! [I'm gon' get some pus-sy!]
Now ladies, I want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got somethin' to say to
these niggas out here, all right, ladies? Y'all ready to do this, ladies?
Say You ain't gettin' no pus-sy! (You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
'Cause you ain't got no money! ('Cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)
Say You ain't gettin' no pus-sy! (You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
'Cause you ain't got no money! ('Cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)
Oh shit! Oh shit!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas. But hold on,
fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got somethin' for y'all to say:
Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!
[Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!]
Lemme hear ya say Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!
[Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!]
All the ladies say, Eat, my pussy! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!
(Eat, my pussy! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, Eat, this pussy! Eat, eat, this pus-sy!
(Eat, this pussy! Eat, eat, this pus-sy!)
Okay, okay, I-I-I can't forget about my white-boy friends at the depot;
<Fuckin' 'ey, dudes, you wanna get yer cock sucked?? Repeat after me!!>
<Suck, my cock and I'll eat yer pussee!!>
[Suck, my cock and I'll eat yer pussee!!]
<You guys, say, Suck, my cock and I'll eat yer pussee!!>
[Suck, my cock and I'll eat yer pussee!!]
Now I know why everybody like having sex, more than they
like doin' anything else in the whole world. Okay, fellas,
I wanna know what y'all like about havin' sex.
Is it less fillin'? [No, it tastes great!]
Is it less fillin'? [No, it tastes great!]
Now ladies,
I wanna know what all y'all fine-ass ladies like about havin sex.
Aaight, ladies, y'all gon' tell me? Y'all gon' tell me?
Okay, y'all tell me.
Does it taste great? (No, it's less fillin'!)
Does it taste great? (No, it's less fillin'!)
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
*the beat stops here*
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
*the group gradually stops
and we hear them making comments as they leave the studio*



2 live crew - if you believe in having sex

 

[withoutaface]

Bloodbath - Eaten

've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice

[CHORUS]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts, lick my heart
Chop me up I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN... I would do anything to be--
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death


Chainsaw Gutsfuck - Mayhem

Bleed down to the fucking core
You're going down for fucking more
Screw your slimy guts
Driving me fucking nuts!
Chainsaw in my bleeding hands
As I start to cut you in two
Your guts are steaming out
And I just love the sight!
Maggots crawling in her cunt
I just love to lick that shit
Bury you in a slimy grave
You will rot forever there!

Mayhem - Necrolust

Your stinking corpse I desire
nothing can take me higher
Fucking you till your bones break
Another one has to die
Come dripping from my dick
Fucking you to the core
Can't take this anymore
My brain is driving me insane
Necrolust
Eating the flesh of a thousand corpses
Bloodsucking cuntless nuns
her guts were boiling out of her butt
Eating her slimey cunt as I hold her tits
Come posercorpse and die again!

 

[soha]

i dont have a bed

that explains it

 

[hiphophorray123]

Bloodbath - Eaten

've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice

[CHORUS]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts, lick my heart
Chop me up I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN... I would do anything to be--
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death


Chainsaw Gutsfuck - Mayhem

Bleed down to the fucking core
You're going down for fucking more
Screw your slimy guts
Driving me fucking nuts!
Chainsaw in my bleeding hands
As I start to cut you in two
Your guts are steaming out
And I just love the sight!
Maggots crawling in her cunt
I just love to lick that shit
Bury you in a slimy grave
You will rot forever there!

Mayhem - Necrolust

Your stinking corpse I desire
nothing can take me higher
Fucking you till your bones break
Another one has to die
Come dripping from my dick
Fucking you to the core
Can't take this anymore
My brain is driving me insane
Necrolust
Eating the flesh of a thousand corpses
Bloodsucking cuntless nuns
her guts were boiling out of her butt
Eating her slimey cunt as I hold her tits
Come posercorpse and die again!

is that the kind of music ur emo sister listens to


LMAO @ necrolust

 

[soha]

waf thats wrong
i was eating while reading it
ew

 

[otay]

Akineyle - Put it in your mouth

[Crystal Johnson]
My baby left me,
left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do...
without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I mean her motherfuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My motherfuckin mouth

[Akinyele]
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock
And tell you that my name is Ak'
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin
If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I'm all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and fuck chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
in your mouth

[Crystal Johnson]
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what's that all about?

[Crystal Johnson]
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup
It's finger lickin good, and I'm wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass
Hust eatin me-nigga
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
And you could just eat me out

what do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
people through out the world >I said your muthafuckin mouth
man it's your pick >put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
pussy or dick? >I said my muthafuckin mouth
people through out the world >just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick >muthafuckin mouth
what do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick? >in my mouth
people through out the world >put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
people through out the world >{laughter}

 

[hiphophorray123]

hahah fuck i love that song im gonna listen to it

put it in myyyyyyyyy mouthhhhhhhh
i saiddd my motherfucking mouthhhhh
or you can just eat me out

uhh dunno why im type-singing the girls part :S

 

[hiphophorray123]

Jessie Nunes)
Who Ak, Akinyele
Ya he came to London
I took him around and shit
He was nice
I was going to fuck him
No I really was going to fuck him
But I didn't
I wanted to fuck him though
I was gonna give him some of this pussy
But he started talking some wild shit
He said
Hook: (Akinyele - in CAPS), (Jessie and Christine - in lowercase)
OH YES YOU WILL BE LICKING MY DICK TONIGHT
Oh no I motherfucking won't

(Akinyele)
I was laying in the bed
Like give me some head
She said
When it coming out black uh uh you dead
I don't suck dils
I was looking at the chick like bitch ill
What the fuck the deal
Do you really feel
If you don't begin at nil
You would add sex appeal
Well I feel
Oh yes you will be licking my dick tonight
My zipper went zip
I put my pants to my hips
She put her thumbs up like the father said ssss
I was like shit
I dislike her
She got her thumbs in the air like a hitchiker
Ready to fight her
But instead I chill
I looked her in the grill
And said

Hook

(Akinyele)
Ha Yo I pick
My kind of steady booker
I put my nuts by your chin so when you look up
I be on top of you doing Bobby Brown pushups
When you give me head lift your toosh up
When I said
What I said
You should of seen her whole face pushed up
She said huh what ill
Hook

(Jessie Nunes)
I won't be doing that shit
Never done it before
No I'm not doing it
Get your hands off my head
You get out of my face
I don't believe in that shit
You're asking me
I won't do it
I won't be sucking your dick tonight
Hook

(Akinyele)
You would swear that she want it
From the way you kissed my stomach
Huh I couldn't wait to start cumming from it
Imagine she doing it like she getting blunt it
You know french kiss and put the tongue on it
And then she stopped and I was like doggone it
Stop acting scared like my house haunted
Oh yes you will be licking my dick tonight
I said boo
Do me and I'll do you
She said ok go first and I'll do you
Well I do (lick the pussy)
And you do (lick the dick)
(and I do do do do do)If this is true (I'd do anything for you)
Then I guess

Hook
Licking the dick
Or licking the clit
If we do it together we on some 69 shit
Licking the dick
Or licking the clit
I know mad chicks act like they don't lick DICK
Licking the dick
Or licking the clit
Huh if I had to pick
Hook

(Jessie Nunes)
I don't do that
I've never done it
I won't be doing that shit
Don't be trying it
Move
I aint sucking it
Hook
(Akinyele) 2x
Ha to all my dick suckers in the house
What up
And all my clit lickers in the house
What up

(Akinyele)
You know
This is straight up cunt language type shit
Shit
Oh yes you will be licking my dick tonight

 

[withoutaface]

waf thats wrong
i was eating while reading it
ew

You just got offended that it said nuns and not imams.

 

[soha]

man u ppl have naughty songs coming out of ur asses

 

[soha]

You just got offended that it said nuns and not imams.

no i didnt even read that part asswipe

 

[hiphophorray123]

ur gettin pretty rude yourself soha, did we corrupt you?

 

[soha]

ur gettin pretty rude yourself soha, did we corrupt you?

how am i getting rude?
and yes, you probably did corrupt me
im like obsessed with that song get loose
btw..lol

 

[hiphophorray123]

[T.I. talking]
Ay, I wanna see you dance like them girls in that Tip Drill video... (ay, ay, ay...)

[Intro (T.I.)]
Ay, let me see you get loose
Get loose, get loose, get loose
Ay,shawty, you can get loose
Get loose, get loose

[Chorus]
Ay shawty, bust it open for me
Let me see you get loose
If you really wanna show me that you love me, get loose
No Grey Goose, if you don't get loose
Get up out the coupe if you won't get loose
Bend it over, reach for yo toe, get loose
Hold on to the pole, drop it low and get loose
No x-o if you don't wanna get loose
No more dro unless you gonna get loose

[Verse 1 (T.I.)]
My potnas in the club and we chillin' to the max
Poppin' bottles, blowin' money, we ain't learn how to act
All in the V.I.P. spendin' four or five stacks
You can tell it's T.I.P. from how I bend my hat
Send the waitress to the bar but she comin' right back
Bet a shot of x-o'll get you on the right track
You got yo girl with you, better hold her hand, I'm a mack on attack
Turn yo head and she bound to get snatched
Give the dick to her once, get her hooked like crack
Takin' cum in the face, yea I like it like that
Holdin' on to her waist while I hit it from the back
If she come wit *Pussy Popper* she ain't never comin' back
Rough sex, talkin' dirty, yea she into all that
Gotta movie that'll prove that what I'm sayin' is all fact
Bra and panties all black and some real tall stacks
Suckin' titties, eatin' cat, shot her off the meat rack

[Chorus - repeat]

[Verse 2 (Nelly)]
Let me see you drop it down, get that eagle on girl
Ain't no fuckin' way I'm leavin' here alone girl
Money ain't a thang to the uncut kind
Baby, I can make a mill if I rap or if I sing
Done tryina ball ma, I own a damn team
Even with a noose nigga, still can't hang
Let me tell you who I'm is
Lunatic mayne, straight up out the Heart Land
Nine on my right, ten more karats on my other hand
In different colors mayne, worth a couple hundred grand
Damn mama, how you do that there?
How yo waist stay still but you move that there
Ain't got a clue right there
Seen a lotta ass poppin', but that's new right there
You invited to the house ma, you and yo crew right there
Check it, okay let's have some fun
I got four G's and 5 five G's in one

[Chorus - repeat]

[Verse 3]
You ready to get loose, shawty, better be
Sittin' on them leather seats
If not, pat yo feet on the concrete merely
Freak by choice, not force, I would never be
Charged with a rape, if she say no, I'ma let her be
Why should I let that worry me?
Too many bitches cherish me
Pimp til I die, be a playa til they bary me
Renegade, I'ma keep it pimpin', I ain't finna play
Anyway, I can hit the baddest bitches anyday
Slept with the best, I ain't gotta flex
Got yo girl stretched out, pullin' up her dress
Checkin' out her spread and I'm impressed
G-strings right in the middle of them wet
Her girlfriends with her and all of them next
I passed them a bottle, gave all of them X
Head *Pussy Popper*, so all them expect
The best sex, and that's what all of them get

[Chorus - repeat]

[Jazze Pha talking]
Woooo weeee
Ladies and gentleman
This is a Jazze Phinzell, producshinzell
T.I., Nelly Nell, Phizzle Phizzle..
Grand Hustle, Sho Nuff
Get loose



not that dirty but its for soha

T.I Feat Nelly - Get Loose

 

[hiphophorray123]

[Intro]
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Ay, ay, ay, ay, c'mon
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah-yeah-ye-yo, uh ay
Yo, ay, ay, ay, ay, c'mon
Ay look shorty tell your homegirl
put the puss on the wood, make the dick go wood y'know?

[over Intro]
Pimp Squad clique ya dig?
Big {?} done told y'all niggaz one time
DJ Quik in this bitch ya already know what it is hoe
A-Town's own one Bankhead homey (Bankhead!)
All the way to Compton ya dig?

[T.I.]
I got a bad bitch from Cali that love to blow cavi
Kinda bitch that suck ya dick and make you wanna get married
Seem like she squeeze in them jeans just barely
I can see the pussy pokin like your pants bustin open
Now we hydro blowin in the Cadillac coastin
On the way to the liquor store to go and pull a foursome
Tell her pop two of these then lemme see your knees bend
Hit the club find a bitch who familiar to freakin
Tell her shawty look, all you need is three friends
And get you to the suites, I'ma give you what you need then
Nine inches from behind on you bitches
'Til your pussy need stitches and spines outta commission
Listen tell 'em if they're ready to breeze
Bet whatever they can't eat your pussy better than me
If it's a gamble tell 'em meet me by the Phantom at 3
And now I'm, standin with three bitches challengin me
Before you know it

[Chorus: T.I.]
Three bitches in the back of the ride
Suckin dick 'til they're satisfied
Fo' bitches in the back of the ride
Suckin titties 'til they satisfied
I got, five bitches in the back of the ride
They ass pokin from the back of they thighs
As I say, six bitches in the back of the ride
Eatin pussy 'til they satisfied, c'mon

[T.I.]
Five in the morning broads at my do'
{?} smokin 'cross the hardwood flo'
Open up the door don't recognize a face
But was surprised by the size of her thighs and waist
Ay, waste no time tell her come on in
I'm fresh out of Grey Goose and no more Henn'
But shawty got a thong on and fo' mo' friends
See when you live like the man ye ain't gotta pretend
I got her kissin in the mouth on the couch in the den
Then I put it in right up over her chin
Tell her rub in your face, it'll clear up your skin
And that's with all due respect, I ain't tryin to offend ya
It's, like I told you when we met at the club
You in the, wrong place if you were lookin for love
I'm fin' to find a couple freaks, buy a bottle and dip
Y'all oughta be followin Tip to holler and miss, I got

[Chorus]

[DJ Quik]
I'm dope, I'm bomb, I'm wounded and I'm so feeble
Can't believe the bullshit I'm gettin from these people
If I go to San Diego, I can't get no bitch
Because the B-Dawgs beat the shit out of 'em all, and they tragic
Bitin off they nipples and bash 'em like y'all savage
Pullin out they hair got they self esteem damaged
I still love pussy but I don't eat the shit that comes with it
You can keep it if I can't hit and quit it because
It's D-J Q-U-I-C-K who you thought it was
C-O-M-P-T-O-N, flossin the proper buzz
I cut my perm out so I wouldn't look burned out
A young thug geekin off these beats that I churned out
I'm bad, I'm the Mad Hatter, wish I was fatter
But that's a dream weighin on my life like a triple beam
A life that simple seems harder to fathom
So I'm in Manhattan and Harlem gettin at 'em, in a Bentley

[New Chorus - Quik]
Three bitches in the back of the ride
Suckin dick until they satisfied
Fo' bitches in the back of the ride
Lickin nipples 'til they satisfied
We got, five bitches in the back of the ride
They ass pokin out the back of they thighs
Six bitches in the back of the ride
Spendin money cause we satisfied


Dj Quik Feat T.I - Indiscretions In The Back Of The Limo

 

[soha]

[T.I. talking]
not that dirty but its for soha

T.I Feat Nelly - Get Loose

awh thanx..

 

[ogmzergrush]

Killwhitneydead - It's Like Eating A Little Piece Of Jesus (A Murderer's Communion)

Once upon a time
Jealousy hurts and now so will I
Her cadaver splinters
Cannibal eyes salivates
As i swallow her blood
I swallow my remorse
this is her body and blood
given unto you

GG Allin - Fuckin' The Dog

Everybody's got something to do
I've got nothing but this empty room
Everybody's got some kind of job
Everybody's got someone to love
Not me, I'm fucking the dog

Everybody's got somewhere to go
I've got nothing but this dirty hole
Everybody's going out tonight
I'm staying here and out of sight
Yea, fucking the dog

I'm living in darkness every day
I'm the devil's son some people say
I'm so far gone I can't be saved
I'm just living day to day
Yea, that's right, fucking the dog

C'mon, fucking the dog
That's right, I'm fucking the dog
You're never done 'till you do it like I said
You've got no one to love, I'm just fucking the dog
Fuck, fuck, fucking the dog

*Slightly* juvenile, but fun all the same. Also, nice work Justin! I originally had Chainsaw Gutsfuck here till I noticed that you'd posted two Mayhem songs

 

[im an idiot]

heres a classic 80s song, awesome cover for the single too

W.A.S.P. - Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)

I got pictures of naked ladies
Lying on their beds
I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion
Starts a-Swelling inside my head
I'm making artificial lovers for free
I start to howl I'm in heat
I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy
I fuck like a Beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

I'm on the prowl and i watch you closely
I lie waiting for you
I'm the wolf with the sheepsskins clothing
I lick my chops and your tasting good
I do whatever i want to, to ya
I'll nail your ass to the sheets
A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya
I fuck like a beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

Come ride, savage seduction
Ride, ride, ride

 

[my sharona]

I was gonna post 'Fever for the Flava' by MGF, but it's nothing compared to some of these.

 

[otay]

Afroman - Colt 45

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, at the dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, at the dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
(hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned to a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off