>If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
>Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
>Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
>Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
>Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
>If I pet you, would you follow me home?
>I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
>Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
>Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
>Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
>Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
>You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
>Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.
>Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
>Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!