The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Dr_Doom]

Yer I can't really picture someone going.. "Awwww your soo sweet... BUY ME A DRINK"

 

[gibbo67]

want an aussie kiss? its like a french one, but down under

lol, i remember a friend of mine trying to use that while i was in the united states a few years ago

 

[mrzeidan1]

shutup and get in the van

 

[Davriel]

Very good...keep the lines coming.


"Diamonds are the hardest substance known to man (grin)...make that second hardest." (Believe it or not, a chick told me that when she was looking me over. I fled).

 

[sobosov]

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Hi. You'll do. "

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

"I like my men the way I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer!"

"Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"Like the look of your crotch."

"Does an elephant taking a shit make you want to fuck everything around you?"

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

"You're like a suppository...you bring out what's bad in me."

"You're like constipation...you take my breath away."

"You're like BDSM...because you've got it all."

 

[Cassicass]

"My love for you is like diarrah, it just keeps coming out"

Or

"You must work in a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks"

 

[Phoenixs Legacy]

You say: Wanna come back to my place for sex and coffee??
they say: no
you say: What...? don't you like coffee??

 

[katy-g]

This happened to me the other day;

Guy: "What's your policy on sleeping with work collegues?"
Me: "No go. gets messy and complicated... bla bla bla"
Guy: *turns to boss* "Shauno! I quit."

 

[psycho^biatch]

hey peeps heres a few i heard on Rodney Rude. Warning: using the following lines will probably get you stabbed. they can work, on the very odd occaision.

Do ya f*** on 1st dates?
Does yer dad own a brewery?
Could i feel yer t*ts, or would you show em to me?
Coz ya got a nice head, An u look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin in a 1/4 of an hour,
I'd like you to be on it.

 

[Gavvvvvin]

shutup and get in the van

:rofl:

Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock :rofl:

 

[Alexander23q]

"hey, my dick just died.. can i bury it in your ass?"

 

[taki999]

no money no honey!!

Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock

LOL!!

 

[Davriel]

This is getting fun! Keep them coming!

"I'm a farmer, you're a field. Why don't you let me plough you and sow my wild oats?"

 

[mrviper89]

i dont no if this one has been said "If ur name was homework, I'd do u on my desk."

 

[everynametaken?]

guy: "id like to tickle your c**t with a feather"

girl: WHAT?!

guy: "how about this spring-time weather?"

 

[Darkening]

BAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guy: "id like to tickle your c**t with a feather"

girl: WHAT?!

guy: "how about this spring-time weather?"


!!!!B HAHAHA

 

[Phoenixs Legacy]

Guy: "I was hoping you'd have sex with me..."

awkward silence

Guy: "up the ass...

 

[*sasha*]

my name's howie. howie doin sweetheart?
are u canadian coz ur the only ten i can see
u've been naughty go to my room
do u have a band-aid coz i just fell for u?

 

[- L1n -]

This is a corny one but it gets attention, wheather u get bitch slapppped or not depends on u.

"Hey Girl. I'm from the FBI - the Fine Body Investigators, I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

"Apart from being sexy, what else do u do for a living".

"If love was a bird then we would have wings, if love was the sky then we would be blue"

 

[gay0chik0megz]

it may be sad but this is my fav pick up line (pity it doesnt work)

does your tongue taste the same as mine???

lol u make up funny crap when ur bored

peace