Rinni
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven I mean.
do u get fries with that meal?Dreamerish*~ said:"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous."
she must've been a really good looking MILF if you had the urge to play counter strike....paulie-NesiAn said:a milf used a pick upo line on me once....
she goes "i need ur cock"....i go alrite and then we hit it on...this was on a vacation to the ivory coast (cote de voir)...and then later that night while we were in bed i had the urge to play counter strike...but she used a pickup line " if u were a hang gliding plane id hang myself on u".....bro the ivory coast (cote de voir) is a paradise for shaven heavens and milfs with filth
that was so not funny at all. 30 demerits.m.c.moey said:"lets play hide-n-seek, if u find me u get 2 fuck me.. if u cant.. im in the closet"
get off the internetpaulie-NesiAn said:a milf used a pick upo line on me once....
she goes "i need ur cock"....i go alrite and then we hit it on...this was on a vacation to the ivory coast (cote de voir)...and then later that night while we were in bed i had the urge to play counter strike...but she used a pickup line " if u were a hang gliding plane id hang myself on u".....bro the ivory coast (cote de voir) is a paradise for shaven heavens and milfs with filth
were u in a gay club, or a tranny one?Davriel said:Some of you may recognise this little line...actually, it's more of a lesson for people who would use cheap lines (like myself). (The following story is only partially true)
I walked up to a hot chick one night in a club. As I decided to hit on her I found myself faced with two options.
A) Be friendly to the girl and and promote a long and romantic relationship where emotions are more important than sex.
B) Go up to her and ask: You wanna have sex?
Anyway, the next few months of having my bones knit made me realise something...
Should've gone with A.
lol.... i actually laughed at thatm.c.moey said:"lets play hide-n-seek, if u find me u get 2 fuck me.. if u cant.. im in the closet"
I've been to gay clubs, not tranny ones though. Actually, gay clubs can be quite fun.m.c.moey said:were u in a gay club, or a tranny one?