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Davriel

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Hey guys, and gals. Okay, here's the deal, we've heard them, but not all. Let's post the best and worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. Also, feel free to give any details about the line (grin).
 

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"Want a drink?" offers un-opened, sealed beer.

"the ryhipnol adds a little something"

She didn't think that was very funny.
 

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
 

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Iron said:
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
""I can't remember what that smell is... for some reason it reminds me of my dad tho"

alternatively

"I don't know what that smell is, sure reminds me of my mum's perfume tho!"

man... that's so awesome.
 

Iron

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It's a legitimate question
 

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"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
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hey baby, you must be the plague, cuz you give me fever and a swelling in the groin
 

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guy to a girl:

" i know you! you're the daughter of the man son of aragorn son of isaingorg son of the mother whos father great great great niece twice removed who steals candy from kmart. i spoke to him at the counter as i was selling cigarettes and i said, wow you have the quickest fingers in the world but could you please not steal? stealing is for hobos or rich women with more than enough free time on their hands. you look quite rich. so anyway so then this man took a punch to my left eye which i why i can't drive properly now adays and so i went chasing for the duck in the pond because it told me there was gold at the bottom of the lochness monster's bottom which is incidently HUGE i've seen it myself. i wondered how it procreated. i mean their my favourite urban legends beasts. somehow despite differences in size the lockness has interbreeded with the common ape and gosh imagine what their babies look like those fucken aliens who run the bar and them sheep let me buy you a beer"


girl to a guy

"i have several vaginas"
 
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i don't get the long one.

also "i'm not good with pick up lines. so wanna sex?" or something like that :eek:
 

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
 

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If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
 

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At the office copy machine

"Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
 

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