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The World of Pick-Up Line (2 Viewers)

nicko1990

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'you have 206 bones in your body, want another one?'
LOLOLOL

'you're outside my range, wanna come back into my domain?'
fuck. this guy should've been punched in the face.
 

Avarice

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You're like a prize-winning fish; I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
 

Cookie182

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Wait for it...best line ever....

PUA: Hi
Hot Babe: OMG Hey...
 

Avarice

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*gesture girl with two fingers until they come over*
"I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come."
 

moll.

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My personal favourite is "If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd name you Mc Beautiful." It's so bad it's good. Not that I actually use it.
 

Avarice

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You are what you eat, and tonight... I wanna be you.
 

eldore44

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I'm impressed with the sick minds of some people here. seriously, brilliant stuff.
But this is gold, don't try it on a anyone too stupid to appreciate it.

"hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
"ummm. okay?"
- put your hand in theirs and start walking.
 

moll.

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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake."
 

b3li3v3r

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I'm impressed with the sick minds of some people here. seriously, brilliant stuff.
But this is gold, don't try it on a anyone too stupid to appreciate it.

"hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
"ummm. okay?"
- put your hand in theirs and start walking.
Aww!! thank god theres something not seedy in this forum =]
 

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