The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[dux&src]

Not quite a pick up line but its still brilliant.

Guy is sitting across the room and gestures for the girl to come to him with one finger.
Girl walks over and says "what?"
Guy says "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with two."

SLAP!!

 

[Miss Code]

Andre says (10:16 PM):
sup, wanna hook up yet?

^ ^
First thing said on msn tonight.

Code™ says (10:16 PM):
ur such a male :S

So stupid! lol​

Andre says (10:22 PM):
well you wanna go out with me?
Code ™ says (10:23 PM):
no
Andre says (10:23 PM):
come on

 

[dux&src]

Andre says (10:16 PM):
sup, wanna hook up yet?

^ ^
First thing said on msn tonight.

Code™ says (10:16 PM):
ur such a male :S

So stupid! lol​

Andre says (10:22 PM):
well you wanna go out with me?
Code ™ says (10:23 PM):
no
Andre says (10:23 PM):
come on

can't even do it in person..
no romance what so ever

 

[Miss Code]

can't even do it in person..
no romance what so ever

NOPE lol! there is more
fkn idiot! hehe!

Andre says (10:38 PM):

Code™ says (10:38 PM):
?
Andre says (10:38 PM):
i wanna go out with you
Code™ says (10:39 PM):
no u dont
Andre says (10:39 PM):
yeah i do
Code™ says (10:39 PM):
y?
Andre says (10:39 PM):
your smart, nice, an my kin of girl
Code™ says (10:40 PM):
You just want to hook up with me
Andre says (10:40 PM):
yea
Code™ says (10:40 PM):
there is a huge difference
Andre says (10:41 PM):

Code™ says (10:41 PM):
i am right hey
Andre says (10:41 PM):
yea
Code™ says (10:41 PM):
and im not that sort of girl
Andre says (10:42 PM):

Code™ says (10:44 PM):
?
Andre says (10:45 PM):
i wanted you to suck my cock
Code™ says (10:47 PM):
and i wont
Andre says (10:48 PM):
Code™ says (10:48 PM):
?
Andre says (10:48 PM):
i wanted it
Code™ says (10:49 PM):
i dont


MALE!!:burn: lol

 

[dux&src]

NOPE lol! there is more
fkn idiot! hehe!

Andre says (10:38 PM):

Code™ says (10:38 PM):
?
Andre says (10:38 PM):
i wanna go out with you
Code™ says (10:39 PM):
no u dont
Andre says (10:39 PM):
yeah i do
Code™ says (10:39 PM):
y?
Andre says (10:39 PM):
your smart, nice, an my kin of girl
Code™ says (10:40 PM):
You just want to hook up with me
Andre says (10:40 PM):
yea
Code™ says (10:40 PM):
there is a huge difference
Andre says (10:41 PM):

Code™ says (10:41 PM):
i am right hey
Andre says (10:41 PM):
yea
Code™ says (10:41 PM):
and im not that sort of girl
Andre says (10:42 PM):

Code™ says (10:44 PM):
?
Andre says (10:45 PM):
i wanted you to suck my cock
Code™ says (10:47 PM):
and i wont
Andre says (10:48 PM):
Code™ says (10:48 PM):
?
Andre says (10:48 PM):
i wanted it
Code™ says (10:49 PM):
i dont


MALE!!:burn: lol

good on you

 

[Miss Code]

good on you

I find it funny, totally romantic hey

O GOSH i wouldnt touch that with a ten foot pole

 

[Boxes]

hey, here's my penis. can you hold it for a sec?

 

[TehAzner]

NOPE lol! there is more
fkn idiot! hehe!

Andre says (10:38 PM):

Code™ says (10:38 PM):
?
Andre says (10:38 PM):
i wanna go out with you
Code™ says (10:39 PM):
no u dont
Andre says (10:39 PM):
yeah i do
Code™ says (10:39 PM):
y?
Andre says (10:39 PM):
your smart, nice, an my kin of girl
Code™ says (10:40 PM):
You just want to hook up with me
Andre says (10:40 PM):
yea
Code™ says (10:40 PM):
there is a huge difference
Andre says (10:41 PM):

Code™ says (10:41 PM):
i am right hey
Andre says (10:41 PM):
yea
Code™ says (10:41 PM):
and im not that sort of girl
Andre says (10:42 PM):

Code™ says (10:44 PM):
?
Andre says (10:45 PM):
i wanted you to suck my cock
Code™ says (10:47 PM):
and i wont
Andre says (10:48 PM):
Code™ says (10:48 PM):
?
Andre says (10:48 PM):
i wanted it
Code™ says (10:49 PM):
i dont


MALE!!:burn: lol

What a douchebag. Bet he hangs out with lots of girls...

 

[Miss Code]

hey, here's my penis. can you hold it for a sec?

you take the cake..

 

[dux&src]

I find it funny, totally romantic hey

O GOSH i wouldnt touch that with a ten foot pole

romantic ..the guy sure knows how to charm a girl...:

 

[Boxes]

i've got another pick up line.

i'm dying, can you plz fuck me before i do?

 

[Miss Code]

What a douchebag. Bet he hangs out with lots of girls...

TOTALLY the ladys man.. cant you see? lol with moves like that who wouldnt want him?

 

[Miss Code]

romantic ..the guy sure knows how to charm a girl...:

im head over for him:rofl:

 

[Boxes]

im head over for him:rofl:

head over heels**

 

[Boxes]

okay, but i cant see it son.

go fuck a vacuum.

 

[Miss Code]

head over heels**

I forgot to write heels, thanks for the correction.. would never bend over for him haha :rofl:

 

[kingbigboyjames]

sex u

 

[dux&src]

TOTALLY the ladys man.. cant you see? lol with moves like that who wouldnt want him?

haha haha
i thin someone needs a good SLAP!

 

[Boxes]

haha haha
i thin someone needs a good SLAP!

do you really think that just because you're female, you should be free to slap whoever you like?

 

[Pacchiru]

i thought it was a guy