Tom Cruise cops a soaking (1 Viewer)

[Seraph]

exactly

if i was cruise i woudlve laughed it off and naturally returned the favour by taking a dump on his head.

 

[samuelblayden]

feel sorry for him

 

[katie_tully]

In other news, the Tom/Katie car crash continues to mesmerise, with each new detail more horrific and sick-making than the last. Cruise is all over the mags, but he gives his best interview to Who magazine, where his spouting of Scientology propaganda and campaign against all evil poppers of anti-depressant pills reaches fever pitch. The Cruiseman makes an expected foray into modern history, by asserting that psychiatry is a Nazi science and that Carl Jung worked for the Third Reich.

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AdvertisementHe also declares the drug morphine was once known as "Adolophine", after Adolf Hitler. fascist narcotic or no, somebody give the man a shot of it. Anything to end the pain.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[spell check]

he's on a cruiseade