van wilder (1 Viewer)

[psycho_mushy]

has anyone seen that part with "dik" phones gwen and tells her that he needs some "relief"... gwen tells him to fuck off and then the other chick comes along... "the one who is willing to do anything for her"

anyway, dik fucks the chick and then she goes on talking and talking and dik goes

"would you being quiet? I'm trying to pleasure you!"

she goes

"ok, pleasure away!"

silence, then she goes

"p.s. nice room"

and he goes in a high squeeled voice

"p.s. shut the fuck up"

hahahahahahaha :rofl: that part was funny!


and do u guys know the part where Van get's reappointed into the school after the court ruling, gwen meets the chick dik fucked earlier...

the chick tells gwen everything and one part she goes "it was the best 10 seconds of my life" :rofl:

fuck premature ejaculation!

that movie is sooooooooooo funny! gotta be one of the best!

 

[blue_chameleon]

I will second that psycho mushy..........I love it even more every time i c it.

It is one of the all time classics...

"Thats not a bong, its for my schlong"! Lol

And there is a really really hot chic in it too.......

 

[psycho_mushy]

Originally posted by blue_chameleon
I will second that psycho mushy..........I love it even more every time i c it.

It is one of the all time classics...

"Thats not a bong, its for my schlong"! Lol

And there is a really really hot chic in it too.......

HAHAHAHAH the fucking indian! its not a bong, its my schlong! :rofl: :rofl:

that hot chick my good friend is tara reid...

any girl can get my attention with good eyes, and she has in fact got them!

 

[psycho_mushy]

how bout that part where dik goes

"where are u going gwen? you're gonna miss the biggest party of the year!"

and then u head background music of frogs croaking!

hahahahahahah that was hilarious!

oh how bout that part with the indian guy going

*in an indian slang*

"fuck u van wilder you you.. u dick fucker... u,u,u motherfucker!"


:rofl:

 

[blue_chameleon]

lol yeh that movie is the best!

 

[blue_chameleon]

Wot about the dog with the huge bollocks.......and the cream buns.

"Yummmm.....I think ive had these before"

"Awh its all warm"

Lol.....and one of the guys gargle's the "cream"....lol that was so funny.

"MMMM can i have some more cream buns"

LOL.......thats priceless!!!

 

[psycho_mushy]

yeah that was funny! fucking funny!

and then the guy spewls it all over that dumb chick....

hahahahahahahaha

although that part was funny, I was about to spew.....

hahahahahahaha :rofl:

 

[blue_chameleon]

Hey go and check out this site. I found it a while ago, its all bout Van Wilder.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/vanwilder/

 

[psycho_mushy]

hahahah yeah I"m quite a fan of the movie....

actually... van reminds me of me in reality... I'm playful but unlike him I'm not popular... as well as that, I'm not as extreme as him..

 

[~TeLEpAtHeTiC~]

Originally posted by blue_chameleon
Wot about the dog with the huge bollocks.......and the cream buns.

"Yummmm.....I think ive had these before"

"Awh its all warm"

Lol.....and one of the guys gargle's the "cream"....lol that was so funny.

"MMMM can i have some more cream buns"

LOL.......thats priceless!!!

that is the fucking best part out of all the movie
oh i've tasted this befoe
oh its sooo warm
lol omg
i couldn't stop laughing..and its hard to make me laugh
so so funny
psycho u finally started a constructive thread..well done mate

 

[psycho_mushy]

hahahhaah what's ewwwwwwwwwwww about it?

:rofl:

how bout that part where the chick finally sees the photos and dik is the only one still eating the bun?

he gets the bun and let's all the "juice" slide down......... oh that part was just yuck!

hahahahahaha..... let's see if there's any more funny parts!

 

[psycho_mushy]

ok natstar... me shhhh.... no more buns with cream in them hehehehehe!

I'll see if I can find anymore!

 

[psycho_mushy]

oh yeah.... how about that part where gwen puts like a bottle of "colon blow" into his "protein milkshake" hahahahaha

and then during his exam, he farts away! hahahahahahahahah

when he can't take anymore of it... he gives in the paper and then at the end of the hall, bends down and does a big "tight" fart! hahahahahaha

how bout about that part where he shits into the bin? :rofl: he screams at the top of his lungs and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... u hear him say "my arse is bleeding!" hahahahahahahaaha

fuck! :rofl:

 

[*Pink & Black*]

hahah that movie is soooooo funny but that dog bit is really gross eeeeeeewwwww

fucken funny though hahaha

 

[Fry]

OMG you guys gotta be kidding me. Van Wilder was probably the worst teen/college movie ive ever seen. it was so not funny and just plain stupid. i was really disapointed because i love Ryan Reynolds..he was hilarious in 2 Guy and a Girl. American Pie is 10 times better than VW.

 

[blue_chameleon]

OMG you guys gotta be kidding me. Van Wilder was probably the worst teen/college movie ive ever seen. it was so not funny and just plain stupid. i was really disapointed because i love Ryan Reynolds..he was hilarious in 2 Guy and a Girl. American Pie is 10 times better than VW.

Ok you have got 2 be joking right???
If u dont find Van Wilder funny, then there is honestly something wrong with u Fry. Im not saying American Pie or 2 Guy and a Girl are not funny, but American Pie is not as funny Van Wilder IMHO.

Hold on, r u serious that not even the "cream buns" scenario or the "its not a bong..its for my schlong" were not even the slightest bit funny. No offence buddy, but u need 2 watch it again i think.

 

[Fry]

Originally posted by blue_chameleon
Ok you have got 2 be joking right???
If u dont find Van Wilder funny, then there is honestly something wrong with u Fry. Im not saying American Pie or 2 Guy and a Girl are not funny, but American Pie is not as funny Van Wilder IMHO.

Hold on, r u serious that not even the "cream buns" scenario or the "its not a bong..its for my schlong" were not even the slightest bit funny. No offence buddy, but u need 2 watch it again i think.

i can assure you that there's nothing wrong with me..at least thats what i think. i went to watch it with my friends and they were cracking up laughing while i was just sitting there expressionless and they were like 'what the hell is wrong with you, dont you have a sense of humour?' but c'mon, this movie really is bad. someone has to agree with me here right?? it was so immature and vulgar. im more into witty, intelligent humour with dialogue and not visual, gross out humour. the 'cream buns' scene was so fake and i know its not real so it didnt seem funny to me.

 

[blue_chameleon]

it was so immature and vulgar. im more into witty, intelligent humour with dialogue and not visual, gross out humour.

Hmmmm thats interesting......yet u like American Pie, and alike? Anyway its ok Fry, I wasnt having a go at u, I can accept different people's viewpoints on it. Not everybody is the same, but I just thought that as a comedy, most things were allowed to be "fake" and still humour the audience.

 

[Fry]

now American Pie was a good movie, even the critics agree. it had a good storyline, likeable characters (that could act, except for Tara Reid) and funny dialogue. but i wasnt into all the piss and fart jokes.