Weapons of Math Instruction (1 Viewer)

[Lazarus]

A public-school teacher tried to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator. He was arrested and charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. Attorney General Ashcroft said he believes the man may be a member of al-gebra. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," said Ashcroft. "They reach average solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like X and Y and refer to 'unknowns.' We believe they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, once said, 'There are three sides to every triangle.'" President Bush said, "If God wanted us to have weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that we now have a sine that these math-dogs, intent on protracting us, are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence!" The President added, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex." Attorney General Ashcroft concluded, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered, as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks!"

 

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get those 4u ppl!

 

[Xayma]

Sounds like a joke a teacher would give. Is it sad if I found part of that funny. http://www.maxmatic.com/bumpstik/bumpstik_edyakayshun.htm has some good ones.

 

[flyin']

Laz, that was an entertainin' article...

 

[xiao1985]

yea... pretty funnie... i lyk the al-gebra... ahahah, dat's funnie...

also they haf a common denominator...

 

[Grey Council]

algebra came from arabic anyway, so thats why it fits.

But an amusing article.

 

[skypryn]

i love penis

 

[iambored]

LOL! good article

 

[kimmeh]

Originally posted by skypryn
i love penis

good on you

:rofl:
whered u get it from laz?

 

[Lexicographer]

Here I was expecting a useful site...

Nice one. Explains the lack of sticky.

 

[Numero Uno]

Funny shit

 

[elizabethy]

gr8 article !!

 

[speersy]

clever
Lazarus

 

[Calculon]

Originally posted by skypryn
i love penis

I wouldn'at consider a maths forum in a totally unrelated topic the best place to come out of the closet

 

[Eeko]

that's wrong

 

[fullmetaljacket]

Whatever floats your boat skypryn...

 

[silvermoon]

well, i think i feel the hypotenuse tightening around my neck...
serously lazarus, wtf? i almost fell of my chair! what gets into the ppl round here, is it something in the water?
just for the record, i will NEVER admit to finding any of that even remotely funny...good on ya tho!

 

[silvermoon]

I wouldn'at consider a maths forum in a totally unrelated topic the best place to come out of the closet

why not? no gay mathematicians? pfft. alfalfa_monster will be soo depressed 2 hear that...

 

[alfalfa_monster]

damn straight i m! and here i was just waiting 2 jump on the first available maths dude i found here...such a shame...ah well, back 2 ancient then

 

[Slidey]

If one were to join the dots when arithmetic progression function is graphed, the resulting image would be an accurate representation of my sexuality.