What are some good pickup lines that you've heard? (1 Viewer)
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bahahaha
the worst i've heard 'buy me a drink and i'll show u i can swallow'
the worst i've heard 'buy me a drink and i'll show u i can swallow'
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
I lost my teddy bear; can I sleep with you instead?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
I just wanted you to know, we are going to have sex tonight.....whether or not you join me is totally up to you.
Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is "beautimus maximus?"
Do you wash your clothes in Windex, 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
Does your butt hurt, 'cause I have been staring at it for the past half hour.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What you don't like pizza?
I love your clothes. They'd look great on my bedroom floor.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I've got the F, the C, and the K, all I need is U.
Do you know what would look good on you? ME!
Can I be your math tutor for the night? We can add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
The word of the day is legs. Lets go back home and spread the word.
Nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Wanna play House? Youll be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, because you'll be screaming it all night long.
I lost my teddy bear; can I sleep with you instead?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
I just wanted you to know, we are going to have sex tonight.....whether or not you join me is totally up to you.
Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is "beautimus maximus?"
Do you wash your clothes in Windex, 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
Does your butt hurt, 'cause I have been staring at it for the past half hour.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What you don't like pizza?
I love your clothes. They'd look great on my bedroom floor.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I've got the F, the C, and the K, all I need is U.
Do you know what would look good on you? ME!
Can I be your math tutor for the night? We can add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
The word of the day is legs. Lets go back home and spread the word.
Nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Wanna play House? Youll be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, because you'll be screaming it all night long.
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well i would advise highly against using any in that list unless u want a kick in the nads or a slap in the face
tonberry_kun
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sif i wanna be seen at any party with u 
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aww.. baby raccoon ^^
Nice shoes, wanna f..k?
Will try it if the right person comes around.
Will try it if the right person comes around.
using one of those lame pick up lines may work.
since no one ever uses it now.
it could lead to a really weird conversation
like
male: *weird pick up line*
girl: haha you're funny~~~~~!!
male: i was trying to pick you up.
girl: thats so sweet, but blah blah blah
hmm... that only applies to ... weird girls too. forget it.
since no one ever uses it now.
it could lead to a really weird conversation
like
male: *weird pick up line*
girl: haha you're funny~~~~~!!
male: i was trying to pick you up.
girl: thats so sweet, but blah blah blah
hmm... that only applies to ... weird girls too. forget it.
crazyhobo
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Wanna fuck? Or should I apologise?
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... you shouldn't go home without me.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... you shouldn't go home without me.
dirty dave
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lol
these pick up lines are so stupid
*copy into notebook*
these pick up lines are so stupid
*copy into notebook*