OP, haven't you heard? The metro is dead. Deeeaaaad.
Cavemen are coming back, oh yeah. =)
Um. Shower daily. Cleanse daily. Brush teeth twice daily. Wash hair every other day (it doesn't get very oily at all). Brazillian every month or so, or just when needed, owing to not a lot of hair. Shave armpits each day, even though there's not a lot there, lol. Shave legs when needed. Doesn't grow back to quick.
Moisturise daily. Twice. Brush hair, sometimes. Straighten, sometimes.
Put on makeup. Always, even if it's not a lot.
Cbf with any sort of tan, really. I'd rather be pale.
Basically, just normal stuff. Paint nails occasionally, exfoliate when its needed. Just usual stuff. I'm too lazy for anything too crazy/high maintenance.