Kujah said:Gold (Au)
Lucky Number 79
While on the surface you sometimes appear all beauty with no substance, in the right situations you can surprise everyone with your electric personality.
Admired the world over for your physical attributes you are soft, malleable and ductile - and with your capacity to be hammered into a leaf thinner than human hair you really know how to take a beating. This is not necessarily a process you enjoy. Like many beauties you can be a bit fragile - but alloying yourself with another metal gives you the toughs to make it through life as a ring, necklace or occasional dental filling. And your usefulness doesn't stop there: your talents for conducting heat and electricity and your ability to withstand the advances of dirty-old-man oxygen make you a prized (and pretty) component in circuit boards and electrical connectors.
Gold (Au)
Lucky Number 79
While on the surface you sometimes appear all beauty with no substance, in the right situations you can surprise everyone with your electric personality.
Admired the world over for your physical attributes you are soft, malleable and ductile - and with your capacity to be hammered into a leaf thinner than human hair you really know how to take a beating. This is not necessarily a process you enjoy. Like many beauties you can be a bit fragile - but alloying yourself with another metal gives you the toughs to make it through life as a ring, necklace or occasional dental filling. And your usefulness doesn't stop there: your talents for conducting heat and electricity and your ability to withstand the advances of dirty-old-man oxygen make you a prized (and pretty) component in circuit boards and electrical connectors.
Famous Golds
Ian Thorpe
Audrey Hepburn
Princess Diana
Ideal Partner
While you are the ideal candidate for a bit of good old fashioned S&M, your true talents shine through when you mix it with a tiny bit of someone stronger - just a tad though: you're way too easily swamped by others. If that sounds too tough perhaps a spiritual life would suit you. With your detachment and smugness borne of the fact that you can always fall back on your good looks you're an ideal candidate for any number of modern day self-pandering pursuits. But with your underlying fragility it might be advisable to try a 10 day retreat before signing up for one of the contemplative orders. And try to get out of doing the dirty work - that's what the lesser metals are there for.
LOL i don't do chemistry either.Mercury (Hg)
Lucky Number 80
Rare, beautiful and hard to hold, you entice those around you. Getting close to you can be a dangerous affair for any who fall for your considerable charms.
In your heyday you were a delightful (if somewhat toxic) plaything for children, and as a measure of both barometric and thermal status you had no peer. But the advent of affordable alcohol thermometers and the odd heavy-metal poisoning incident has seen you fall from grace in many a quadrant.
These are tough times, Mercury. Your best bet is to play to your strengths. Amalgamate where possible. And try to keep a low profile until this storm in a dental surgery blows over - confine all random scooting across surfaces to tv ads and c-class laboratories.
If all else fails, remember Mercury that revenge is a dish best served in cold. And in vapour form.
Famous Mercuries
Cher
Elizabeth Taylor
That chick from The Kiss of the Spiderwoman
Ideal Partner
In the current climate your best bet is to amalgamate Mercury - at this stage you need all the friends and alloys you can get.