What Guys Want (1 Viewer)

[55078]

Love sucks.

 

[vodkacrumble]

And they calllllllllled it puppy loooooooooooooooove.

i'm picking up a theme here of you liking to sing...

 

[55078]

Not as good as you.

Har Har. Well apparently I suck at that too.

ajdg2jkygrkjbjhgHGdgsfsd!!! nobody loves me, eveybody hates me, i think i'll go and eat some worms.

 

[55078]

Oh cheer up Zoe, ur a wonderful fellatio artist, I'm sure!!!! In fact...i think you should show me one day, so I can judge myself.

Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy wormmmmmmmmmmms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I've decided to become asexual now anyway.

I love that worm song.

 

[Lundy]

I'm joining the bitter frustrated wenches bandwagon.

Ahhh fuck you guys. Besides sex and boobies I can't figure out what you want.

I'm turning lesbian.

 

[loquasagacious]

Well there have been some pretty good indicators of what we want - ironically azzie has nailed it down best.....

And what the hell is wrong with wanting sex and boobies?

 

[55078]

I'm joining the bitter frustrated wenches bandwagon.

Ahhh fuck you guys. Besides sex and boobies I can't figure out what you want.

I'm turning lesbian.

OMG YES STUPID BOYS!!!! :burn:

None of them appreciate my quirks. *stabs self*

Gahhhhhhhhhh. If only there were a cure for heterosexuality.

 

[Lundy]

Well there have been some pretty good indicators of what we want - ironically azzie has nailed it down best.....

And what the hell is wrong with wanting sex and boobies?

Oh wells. Your loss is some butch lesbo's gain

 

[withoutaface]

You have issues trying to please men, but you think you can please women?

Good luck :/

 

[Lundy]

women understand women better.

 

[withoutaface]

From what I hear it's also a lot harder to land yourself a woman than it is a man.

 

[Lundy]

Nein. Watching 'The L Word' taught me that all women have raging lesbian tendencies.

 

[davin]

You have issues trying to please men, but you think you can please women?

Good luck :/

he's got a point. at least men are consistant

 

[Pierotte]

he's got a point. at least men are consistant

No theyre not

neither are women

were all fucking individuals who all go for different things

Then theres that intangible little spark you get with some people, thats what we all want.
We dont care who it is, we just want someone to spark with
like flint on steel.

Stop generalising! stop it stop it stop it stop it!

Send this tread to thread hell with all the other:
"i hate boys"
"girls are inconsistent"
"what do chicks REALLY want"
"why do no guys like me"
"im turning lesso"
"all women are evil manipulative bitches"
"I CANT GET ANYONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX AND NEVER WILL AND LIKE TO GENERALISE AND BLAME THE FACT IM ALL ALONE ON A BUNCH OF STEREOTYPICAL CHARACTERISTICS THEY APPARENTLY POSSESS BUT IN REALITY I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN IM JUST UGLY/BORING AND THATS THE REAL REASON THAT NOONE WANTS ME!!!!" type threads.

Ahh hell,
cheer up
ugly boring people have sex too!
Theres still hope.
They just get married to other ugly boring people.
Drop your standards, stop fantasising about that really hot smart guy/girl who sits up the front of your lecture if theyre out of your league,
be realistic, and you will not be regected

You are not "all that" so why imagine that someone who IS all that will go for you?

They wont.

ever.

 

[Pierotte]

Does someone have a crush on someone, Siem?

Oh i have a "crush" on like 10 people at any one time, Dan.

omgf used an IRL on the net so coool SO COOOOL!

 

[davin]

No theyre not

neither are women

were all fucking individuals who all go for different things

Then theres that intangible little spark you get with some people, thats what we all want.
We dont care who it is, we just want someone to spark with
like flint on steel.

Stop generalising! stop it stop it stop it stop it!

you're acting like the internet isn't for spreading random generalisations with little to no basis

 

[dodgyfilokid]

for me, there are no hard and fast rules when it comes to girls..she just have to be true to herself, cute, jolly and knows how to make you feel like your the best thing in the world

 

[GeneraLNinja]

100% of guys want FOOD!! LOL

But the most of the nice ones want a good personality as well.... hey, we all have feelings but some are just jackasses.... most of the one you prolly know.... the rest are too shy!!

 

[Carnivour]

From what I hear it's also a lot harder to land yourself a woman than it is a man.

i read in the SMH (hey, its better than cosmo) the exact opposite. its offficial: sydney has the biggest shortage of available attractive men and a large overproduction of available attractive women. 10:1, infact.

 

[withoutaface]

i read in the SMH (hey, its better than cosmo) the exact opposite. its offficial: sydney has the biggest shortage of available attractive men and a large overproduction of available attractive women. 10:1, infact.

The Socialist Marxist Herald wouldn't have the first clue how to analyse supply and demand.