What's your fav Schwarzenegger pun? (1 Viewer)

[MaryJane]

I dont know what movie its from, I just know it from all the prank phone calls.

You did that too? Oh, the amount of prank phone calls my brother and I made once we found that website was amazing!
Good times

 

[leathaface]

well it wasnt him that said it, but billy in predator

"I aint got time to bleed"

Damn! Predator is a classic movie, they got real tight one liners like that one you said.

"If It Bleeds, You Can kill it..." or something like that... I love that line.

T3:
Catherine Brewsta: Drop Dead asshole!
Terminator: *closes window* I am unable to comply

*Catherine Brewsta shoots him in the mouth*
Terminator: DON'T

Terminator: Talk to the hand!

*Terminator clips in a magazine into the gun*
Gun Shop Owner: Hey you Can't Do that!
Terminator: WRONG!
*shoots him*

Terminator: Your Terminated!

Terminator: Your clothes! give them to me now! (from T1)

No more reviving from old topics from me now...

 

[Sphyx]

Terminator: Talk to the hand!

ROFL!!!! My childhood would not be complete if i didnt watch so many Arnie movies cos my brother's idol is Arnie.

This isnt a pun, but its one of my favourites, mainly cos of Arnie's facial expression and tone.

"You're. one. ugly. motherfucker" - i set this as my brother's welcome message on Windows once. im glad he appreciated the joke

"So you cooked up a story and dropped us into a meat grinder' (once again the tone)

to think that this bloke is now the Governator. ROFL

 

[donjames]

hmm tough call

 

[Minai]

From Last Action Hero:
"Hey, want to be a farmer? (kicks enemy) Well here's a couple of ACRES!"

From Eraser when train kills enemies in a car
"What happened?"
"They caught a train"

 

[samuelblayden]

I'll be back

 

[Enlightened_One]

There's this funny old movie called "Cactus jack" with Krik Douglas in. Arnie's real young and he plays this guy called 'Handsome Stranger.'

Charming Jones 'That's an unusal name how'd you get it?"
Handsome Stranger (Arnie) "I was named after my father?"
Charming. "He must have been quite a guy?"
Handsome "I don't know. I never met him."

And another from that movie. "See my gun it's a seven shot six shooter."

They're not technically puns but oh well.

 

[shady_03]

Pretty much nething that comes outta his mouth... lol

 

[shady_03]

Twins
Guy "Say goodnight asshole!"
Arnie "Goodnight ..... asshole"
*Punches guy*