Who can QUEEF? (1 Viewer)

kickasschick

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me i love it (i call it cootchie) and my bf thinks its kewl :)

He said it'll blast my way into an awesome ATAR!
 

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yeah me too
 

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me i love it (i call it cootchie) and my bf thinks its kewl :)

He said it'll blast my way into an awesome ATAR!
I ripped open your mums vagina and she queefed little tiny teddies. I ate them then fucked the shit out of her.
 

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Ain't no nigger bitch queefin' in my house. Wan time my mama queefed, i fucked her up, cut up her vag and i tell ya what, she ain't queefin' again.
 

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I'm 12 and what is this?
queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
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Urban Dictionary: queef



wtf.:uhoh:
 

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kewl that BOS gals can queef

me friends SMS, 'you're aweseom!e!' every time i queef and it annoys my stepdad at the dinner table

once i got sent to the deputy princpal for calling a teacher, 'old hag' and it was all quiet and at the worst time ever i queef and went so red

and all he did was *facepalm*


and no u did not eat the tiny teddies of my mum's beaver :haha:
 

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Is it possible to light a queef?

I heard the flame from a lit queef can be hot enough to cook a turkey instantly.
Anzac Day is just around the corner so I want to get my facts straight before our guests arrive.
 

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