women are evil (1 Viewer)

[Casmira]

Casmira, there are not more and more 'good guys' i'd say. i mean back in victorian times there was that whole gentlemen business and treating a lady like a lady right?

im not stretching back that far, but there was then yes. but there was much higher concetration of bad guys, my comment i made of the polar effect of good guys/bad girls was generic and like generic comment has exceptions.

once upon a time chivalry got you somewhere, these days it sort of doesn't because simply its not what some girls want. they want big ego'd guys, so guys go for that.

 

[KeypadSDM]

Just like we couldn't stant peasant stock now, I want a huge rack and skinny, I don't need a mother for my children. Not yet anyway.

 

[davin]

oh, back then, though, women were also possessions

heh, heard a story about one of my friends that he was out with a few girls, one of them told him to do something and he did it without questioning it... i think the respocne was "you're pussy whipped and you're not even getting any"

though seriously, i don't think nice guys think it will get them girls. cuz then, nice guys also talk about how they DON'T get girls

 

[chrismund]

both sexes have their flaws, girls want hot guys with high confidence no matter the cost of their personality and will pretend not tobe shallow. while guys are generally outright shallow, and the ones that arent are outcasted. there is less and less 'good girls' and more and more 'good guys', where as 50 years ago most girls where good and most guys where bad. tables are turning

that is genius

 

[Phoenixs Legacy]

lets look at this mathematically...
We are given that Women = Time x Money
We are also given that Time = Money
Therefore, Women = Money x Money
or Women = Money^2

we also know that Money = root of evil

therefore, Women = (root of evil)^2

So Women = Evil

Proof that women are evil!!!

 

[55078]

lets look at this mathematically...
We are given that Women = Time x Money
We are also given that Time = Money
Therefore, Women = Money x Money
or Women = Money^2

we also know that Money = root of evil

therefore, Women = (root of evil)^2

So Women = Evil

Proof that women are evil!!!

Someone already did that joke.

 

[Dr_Doom]

ahahaha how embarrasing for phoenix!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Simpson Freak]

Who says it's the square root? It could be the cube root of all evil. It is money after all.

well if you want to go there, i believe it is also fair to state that the proof that women are evil is in itself rather trivial, requiring no proof what so ever.

and a good corollory to the Women Are Evil Theorem, is that all men must therefore be good, or provisionally good as a relative statement. however this in itself is a contradiction

so hieuristically we can find that the statement all women are evil is not as trivial as it seemed and thus can not be proven , unless taking into account the rieman sums. call the upper partition good and the lower partition evil. however the average of the 2 sums, changes with concavity.

in other words women are becoming more evil today, than they were a few decades ago. if the problem of the evilness of women is not rectified immediately, the growth of evil women will grow with out bound, and only and evil man would want an evil women....so the ration will be an indeterminant "infinity/infinity"

requiring L'Hospital's rule to find the proper limit, however even then it will probably lead to absolutely no limit being approached, causing destruction of humanity.

a similar statement can be made about guys being players....i feel there is pressure to become one simply because the players can only feel comfortable with themselves and their disgusting lifestyle if ALL MALES are like that.

a this point many of you are fearing a caffeine overdose on my part, and you may very well be right...i'll call poison control....but firstly....it dawns on me that some of you may be quoting the old adage "HE REALLY NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND"....but i think the thing about being a non-player, is that you dont think so, and things like An Xbox 360 and a simpsons dvd collection could provide a much more fun time than any human creature with an XX chromosome.

i guess that could possibly answer why the "all guys are players" hypothesis is so firmly believed but remains unproven like the "riemann hypothesis"....the non-players dont care about making themselves obvious to other females, and would rather spend the day playing LAN games than thinking of ways to do something sweet for his significant other...

however if doing such things will induce the female to play LAN with me....i guess i may change my ways....i can marry her, raise an army of children, and have family night be HALO NIGHT on what ever X BOX is out in the future. and then we can take a break and watch the simpsons....

anyway i never thought i would see myself posting to the love and relationship thread, but the title of the last thread "women are evil" drew my attention, and i believed my presence was necessary by the will of the force.

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

lol nah. I am a straight female. I go for guys. Problem is, all guys are players, and I don't want a player. I want a non-player guy, and they don't seem to exist, especially in the 18-21 age bracket.

guys at that age are all playing ittt.. i mean girls have to be stupid not too either! its all about having fun right?
if you want some1 decent and that wont play you, then wait until your like 25 lol but even so, chances are slim!

 

[Bobness]

25? pfft..

narrow-minded much?

 

[Casmira]

tell me about it, im looking for steady relationship and im 18

 

[Simpson Freak]

guys at that age are all playing ittt.. i mean girls have to be stupid not too either! its all about having fun right?
if you want some1 decent and that wont play you, then wait until your like 25 lol but even so, chances are slim!

clearly you have ignored everything people have said on this thread...try reading a few more than the first before posting.

i for one am very offended at saying "guys at that age are all playing it"....that is completely not true. now i dont no exactly what a "player" is, but i am sure i wouldn't be classified as one...mainly cos of my social and moral views.

maybe you think all guys are players because, guys who are not players actually have a life and consider themselves to be something more than just a life support system for their genetalia.

and maybe there is nothing special about you, to make these non-player guys notice you.

well i guess officially i am not looking for a relationship, but that don't mean if i ever meet someone who is right for me, i will ignore her.

and i dont know why ,but i usually think that the progression shud go:
acquaintance > friend > G friend >engaged.....
not
stranger >g friend......possibly together till tired of each other....if luky get married with 30% divorce rate.

but thats me anyway

casmira i am doin com/law at unsw.....do u hav robertson for micro....dear god thats a bore....and these accounting lecturers...exactly how are they breaking the stereotypes about accountants??

 

[garbagedump]

before this thread becomes a trollathon, i will add my part.
women are not evil, some are yet most have lobbied great bills, change the history ofnature and nature itself.

Spoiler

But trolls are commonly known to be evil, reinforced only by their orthodox rulings in the past that has undoubtly extracted the good out of humanity. Although now commonly found under troll bridges, they still bring anger and angst against these creatures. Supplemented by common movies such as "troll in the beach" and "the trollerator" and the recently troll nominated "Troll Soldiers" undoubtly these have justly and most appropriatly brought a very hierharhic view of neo=nazi social structure in troll society, and thus brought a sterotypical view of trolls as evil. The term troll is often applied to many low form creatures/ things. Recently applied things include common shows as "Neighbours" and "home and away". Despite this people still continue to watch these troll shows. However there has been suspicion amongst the non-troll community, and might i add that it is increasingly decreasing due to the huge amount of humans being gobbled up by annonoyomus 20 foot creatures. These non-trolls who continue to watch these shows are in fact trolls in disguise, as most should already know that electricity is currently not supplied to troll homes despite the constant lobbying, i mean clubbing of various government representatives. However trolls have been sighted to be riding yahama bikes around the streets of Sydney, inciting violence against non-trolls. Althoughthese bikes are not used to sustaingin gimmense weights, it has brought attention to the durability of these bikes and the no of bikes sold have doubled. However experts fear that these yyahman bikes are commonly targeted by trolls, but if common sense is used it is easy to avoid trolls.
Various Harry potter books have been disocvered to been doctored by trolls to incite violence against non-trolls. However this should not make much of a difference as most "troll books" were found to be illegible and nearly all were forgotten to placed back on the bookshelves. However this recent scare has brought much anger and excitement against non-trolls. Trolls were also found to be attempting to graffiti the air. In a foolish move by the anti-anti-troll community, they have transfererd their manpower in attempting to prevent the recent bill that makes trolls "illegal immigrants", before realising that trolls are in fact not humans, and thus cannot be considered to be immigrants. The recently bulit G.S.T , generally stupid trolls prison have have had a mass break out.

 

[Casmira]

casmira i am doin com/law at unsw.....do u hav robertson for micro....dear god thats a bore....and these accounting lecturers...exactly how are they breaking the stereotypes about accountants??

hahaha yeh i do that cunt cracks terrible jokes, i hate accounting too

 

[BumJockey Bill]

I saw this earlier today. How appropriate...

I saw this earlier today



mUAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAhaaahhaahaHHAHAHAH
WE ARE THE MOST EVIL

 

[jade7]

I LOVE, the lesbian comment by Brogan77. But I wanna say that all guys ain't players, your just looking in tha wrong places, and generalising it ain't making it any better for the guys out there who really ain't players.....

 

[Simpson Freak]

I LOVE, the lesbian comment by Brogan77. But I wanna say that all guys ain't players, your just looking in tha wrong places, and generalising it ain't making it any better for the guys out there who really ain't players.....

that is so true....who would look in a thread named "love and relationships" for normal non-player guys.

i mean i only noticed this thread near the political and current affairs section...the last topic was "women are evil".....i though it would be good for a laugh and went in

but the topic being above..."whats the size of ..." and below "when did you lose it"....since when...did i think.....does this concern me

i wouldnt consider coming back, nor would any non-player guy really care about the view of a clientel of loyal perverts

 

[KeypadSDM]

.. nor would any non-player guy really care about the view of a clientel of loyal perverts

This is highly unjustified, retard. Egocentric is not equivalent to player, you ignorant dumbass.

 

[Simpson Freak]

This is highly unjustified, retard. Egocentric is not equivalent to player, you ignorant dumbass.

to your statement i say:
"There's a correlation" -Dr House

to it's manner i say:
"they have a cave troll" - Boromir of Gondor

not to mention, i dont believe i used the word egocentric, nor anything synonymous with it.

but anyway i stand by what i said, this forum, especially this section is hardly a meeting place for nice guys.

heck a player is a nice guy until he gets caught....

i am right on this issue...but i am very ignorant on this whole subject...simply because i have no care for it, i enjoy being a dissentient.

people tell me to conform to your "modern" values, and "gain experience" from many pointless and doomed relationships.

and yet it is just so true that following your method of socialising and forming relationships will eventually lead to a +35% divorce rate...not to mention it will prolli rise to america's +50%.

so why should i even dignify these concepts on how a relationship should be and what i should do and when i should decide to go out.
only an idiot would conform to such values.

remember me, when you have divorced a couple times and are sharing a bunch of different kids with different people.