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steph@nie

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Originally posted by AsyLum
*breaks into a rendition of I Believe in a thing called love*
I hope it aint that Lemar cover... *shudder*
 

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that lemar dude destroyed i believe in a thing called love.. i nearly threw up when i heard it!
 

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umm i dont think i can find such a chick but here it goes.

The essentials are asian, decent, sweet.

Things i like

If you trained in the military. (Particularly if you actually went to a war)
You are intelligent, you dont have to be as smart as me, but a bit of brains helps.
ambitious
romantic, sweet, nice all that crap is very important.
You can follow orders.
Loyal, respectful and honest.
i prefer chicks around 160 cm and very weak so i can push her around. (but dont worry i work out im pretty confident u will be weak compared to me)
I like chicks who act lady like, and believe its the guys job to defend them etc. I hate girls who fight its ugly. (You can fight with me though thats ok but yeah no one else.)
Likes nature, doesnt mind getting a bit dirty.
not slutty either but not full on fridget.


If any of that sounds remotely like you let me know.
 
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I don't have one, I don't want to predict who i'll fell in love with, there is no fun in that!!!!

I'm not going to make a list & think i'm only going to go out with someone who has all these qualities.

Can you really predict what your partner will be like?
 
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wtf @ military. :rofl:
Originally posted by steph@nie
I hope it aint that Lemar cover... *shudder*
unless thats the 'The Darkness' 's lead singer, then no...
 

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Originally posted by AsyLum
unless thats the 'The Darkness' 's lead singer, then no...
He's some english rnb singer who totally destroyed the song.

hahaha... military... ahahaha tattoodguy is the strangest guy on bored.
 

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I want james marsters with johnny depps voice and gene simmons's tongue
 

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Originally posted by glycerine
I want james marsters with johnny depps voice and gene simmons's tongue
James Marsters has a sexy voice. I'd rather have Johnny Depp with James' voice..
 

glycerine

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hmm, but you realise he doesn't actually have a british accent? he's actually from california?
 

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Yeh I know... Ok, well to be technical, I want Spike's voice in Johnny Depp.
 

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hmmm...ideal partner: a guy who is smart, good semse of humour, not too bad dress sense, can get along with friends and family, taller than me, older than me, doesn't particularly care what others think of him, faithful, noble.....and doesn't have to particularly good looking either
 

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Originally posted by glycerine
in that case i agree :p
Good god, I just realised how good that would be if a boy like him actually existed.
 

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Originally posted by amoz_lilo
has two legs, a pair of functioning lungs and a fertile penis
tee hee, it's always good to read something that is blunt and straight to the point!YOu get a good laugh anyways.BUt why does the penis have to be fertile?COuldn't it just be functioning?:D :shy:
 
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*smells nice!
*can sing
*will talk 2 me 4 hours about anything n everything
*is comfortable with me
*can put up with my mum!
*loves music as much as i do
*doesnt compliment me (i hate liars!)
*doesnt spend 2 much money on me!! *guilt*
*has to be tall
*pretty eyes
*must be VeRRRRy funny
*not too possesive
*gives mad hugs
man i dunno.......im sure theres lots more
 

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