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[narrator]

what's the best lyrics of a song that you've ever altered?

i was just thinking, the first time i heard rise up, the new idol collaboration,
"you've got to rise up"

i was thinking should be more like:
"you've got to shut up" i soooo hate this song!

same with celine dion:
"my heart will go on and on"

i prefer:
"this song will go on and on"

(to anyone replying, i think it would be a good idea to have the actual lyrics before your own ones, kinda like what i just did)

 

[MUS2]

stealing my ideas won't help you in the rest of your life...but it may help you now...

"im a genie in a bottle"
"im a girlie in a brothel" by Christina Aguilera is always a favourtie of mine

 

[Gregor Samsa]

My 'best' (And by best I mean worst) lyric alterings were either;

-Turning 'Teenage Dirtbag' into 'Teenage Wheatus', a biting commentary upon the ephemeral nature of the 'one-hit wonder'.
Sample lyric; I've got copies of our new album baby, won't you please buy it don't say maybe (Unfortunately, I lost the lyrics. Ooops..)

-Turning 'Bulletproof (I Wish I Was)' into 'Pollenproof..

Blow by blow and sneeze by sneeze, triggered by nasal allergy, every day, every hour, just wish that I, was pollenproof..

Medicate me, feed me, take the tablets and put them in, it has turned me into this, just wish that I was pollenproof... Was pollenproof....

So pay me money and take a shot, lead-fill the hole in me, I could fill a million tissues, all mucus-filled, and polenproof..

 

[guy]

haha
when i read it first i put it to the tune of black star
but yeah

 

[deyveed]

Isn't this a little lame?

 

[crazyhobo]

Originally posted by deyveed
Isn't this a little lame?

No. Not a little.

 

[narrator]

i understand the lameless of this thread, but that doesn't make it any less amusing