Uhhh, i may need help.... (1 Viewer)

[Omie Jay]

really?

 

[HalcyonSky]

in a hospital, yes.

well what do you know, you're right.. cosmetic circumcision is banned in public hospitals

 

[ay0_x]

Yeah. Saw a story about it on channel 7. They can't do it in hospitals unless there's a health problem. "Religious reasons" are not enough. Some doctors will do it in their clinics though.

 

[Omie Jay]

DIY imo. actually (after watching a saw movie every day this week) make it a saw game. "I wanna play a game. All your life you have had to put up with your own nob-cheese, now you have the chance to get rid of this problem, once and for all. But be warned, when the timer runs out, your entire penis will be ripped out. Look around you, know that i am not lying. Make your choice." *TIMER STARTS*

 

[ay0_x]

haha so gross. really though the Jews had it right when it came to this.

 

[Daipire]

DIY imo. actually (after watching a saw movie every day this week) make it a saw game. "I wanna play a game. All your life you have had to put up with your own nob-cheese, now you have the chance to get rid of this problem, once and for all. But be warned, when the timer runs out, your entire penis will be ripped out. Look around you, know that i am not lying. Make your choice." *TIMER STARTS*

?

I've read this twice and it still wasn't any clearer...

 

[Omie Jay]

basically... DIY circumcision.

 

[Daipire]

I'm sorry i asked...

 

[ay0_x]

stop wasting time go masturb8 already

 

[Daipire]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!

I was justgetting changed to go to bed, then i glanced in the mirror, and i noticed a weird shadow, i looked at it, realised what it might be, turned around and YES!

I'm growing pecks, those stupid push ups finally paid off!

 

[Omie Jay]

more like man bewbs

 

[Daipire]

stop wasting time go masturb8 already

I did, why do you think i was away for half an hour to the bathroom?

 

[Daipire]

more like man bewbs

Yeah, that was a haunting thought that went through my head for a second

BUT, i'm hell underweight, sooooo....

 

[ay0_x]

Half an hour? =_=

 

[Daipire]

Half an hour? =_=

Hey, it was less than 40, i'm proud

EDIT:Maybe if i've actually seen my girlfriend naked *grumble grumble*

 

[Omie Jay]

wilkins must really be some athlete :/

 

[Daipire]

wilkins must really be some athlete :/

Yeah, he's pretty well-built (heheheheheh)

EDIT: he 'dresses' to the left, what the crap's up with that?

EDITIER: Yeah, I'm going to crash pretty soon, i took two sleeping pills before... night...

 

[ay0_x]

get a new gf. if your views towards sex aren't compatible its doomed. true story

 

[youngminii]

no means yes
wet means she wants it

 

[Daipire]

Well, I won't really need to dump her cause she's moving to perth pretty soon

(I'm spreading alot of personal info on the web, fun!)