I had two moments in the space of like 15 minutes one day...
I was going down the escalator at Redfern Station and there was this crazy lady directly in front of me yelling gibberish at the people on the other escalator going up. Hahaha I had to take my iPod out to listen. Their faces were hilarious.
Then I sat down in my usual spot and two REALLY drunk guys with bags of goon or something sat almost next to me. I looked up at one of them who was having a bitch to the other guy and he looks at me and yells "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT, YA FOUR-EYED CUNT?!" (I was wearing my glasses at the moment). I ignored it and started looking at the advertisement in front of me and he yells "YEAH, YOU'RE A TOUGH CUNT, AREN'T YA?!" So I was like nup fuck that and moved somewhere else.
And also, occasionally there will be this woman who stands near the payphone who will sing, but not until she puts the payphone up to her ear first...
she'll 'answer' the phone, put it down, start singing, stop, then repeat the process until the train comes. Hahahaha.
Maaaaan I love crazy people.