Make your own pick-up lines! (1 Viewer)

[The Derivative]

bby, if I were sodium, and you were water, we'd be a big bang ;D

Pun intended

 

[jumb]

Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number

That's pretty cool. ( I know it's an old post)

 

[lpodnano]

If you don't go out with me I'll commit suicide!

Why do you seem so depressing and suicidal?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

If you don't go out with me I'll commit suicide!

Guilt tripping?
That's terrible.

 

[Dr_Fresh]

you are the cure for my erectile dysfunction.

you have the same effect on me as atropine.

can you please lick my dartos fascia.

lets make a zygote.

you make me feel dyspnoeic.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

baby boy, you're the maximum point of my quadratic <3

 

[Absolutezero]

Babe, I'd like to coat you in honey and watch you get eaten by a bear.

Oh, and then I'd shoot that bear and totally mount it. Like on a wall. Or from behind.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Babe, I'd like to coat you in honey and watch you get eaten by a bear.

Oh, and then I'd shoot that bear and totally mount it. Like on a wall. Or from behind.

damn boy

 

[powlmao]

baby boy, you're the maximum point of my quadratic <3

Hahaha that is soo good.

 

[L]

did it hurt

wen u fell frum heav3n ( i have used dis and it works)

 

[Shadowdude]

"Hey bby, I go to UNSW"

That one won someone a $50 UNSW Bookshop voucher.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

"Hey bby, I go to UNSW"

That one won someone a $50 UNSW Bookshop voucher.

...really?

 

[Shadowdude]

...really?

True story.