I kissed a girl (and I would've liked it, except... (6 Viewers)

[pimpinerd]

I'm fun size.

chicks laugh at fun size

 

[Carrotsticks]

I'm shorter than a lot of people. I'm fun size.

lol.

 

[Shadowdude]

chicks laugh at fun size

they do?

okay time to find another synonym then.

how about... 'height challenged'? I don't like it because it doesn't have the flow that 'fun size' has.

 

[smartalec]

tall guys <3

 

[Shadowdude]

tall guys <3

*blank stare*


khorne, look out!

 

[smartalec]

*blank stare*


khorne, look out!

jelly?

 

[Shadowdude]

jelly?

should i be?

 

[JennaJameson]

should i be?

yes

 

[smartalec]

yes

you're my one and only.

 

[Shadowdude]

Is it bad that I read that and I remember the Miz's catchphrase when he was still paired with John Morrison: "Be jealous"?

 

[JennaJameson]

Is it bad that I read that and I remember the Miz's catchphrase when he was still paired with John Morrison: "Be jealous"?

it means you've accidentally an asparagus

 

[smartalec]

Is it bad that I read that and I remember the Miz's catchphrase when he was still paired with John Morrison: "Be jealous"?

ew. you read outside of advanced english. wtf.

 

[Shadowdude]

dont worry i'm sure i'll find a girl soon who can at least tolerate someone who likes eurovision, wrestling, jeopardy and early morning wake-ups for soccer games.

*still has hope*

 

[Shadowdude]

ew. you read outside of advanced english. wtf.

It's... WWE programming. You know, stuff like:

 

[smartalec]

dont worry i'm sure i'll find a girl soon who can at least tolerate someone who likes eurovision, wrestling, jeopardy and early morning wake-ups for soccer games.

*still has hope*

*vomits in mouth*


no. no you won't.

 

[Shadowdude]

*vomits in mouth*


no. no you won't.

why you no believe in me!

 

[smartalec]

why you no believe in me!

effy will never take you back!

 

[Shadowdude]

effy will never take you back!

She doesn't like Eurovision anyway =(

Never would've worked.

 

[AussieVesti]

dont worry i'm sure i'll find a girl soon who can at least tolerate someone who likes eurovision, wrestling, jeopardy and early morning wake-ups for soccer games.

*still has hope*

Who do you support? This has a large bearing on how women perceive men.

 

[Shadowdude]

Who do you support? This has a large bearing on how women perceive men.

I'm more a neutral. But whenever Manchester United play, I want them to lose.