Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (10 Viewers)

[ZombieApocalypse]

I just want you close
Where you can stay forever
You can be sure
That it will only get better

 

[Power Rangers]

To the sexy silver haired babe
Who sucked me off last night
Please call me
I miss you
And you forgot your false teeth

 

[lpodnano]

You suck.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I like the bracelet you gave me
yeah, it's a little plain, but it's the thought that counts

heheheheh

 

[Riproot]

I revealed my identity to my secret crush once after sending her highly sexually explicit messages hoping it would melt her butter, but she ended up telling everyone i was a creep and a pervert

lol
Kill her.

My (other) crush/ex called me I was soooo happy. He also called me Christmas day. He was bitching about his new bf. in with a chance?

Yes. Totes in with a chance.
Get in there, son.

My friends filled me in and apparently I was all like "lol, I like you. Please be dunk so you don't remember this in the morning. Shit…" and then started sobbing on the lawn, because naturally I was rolling around on the lawn making this call.
Hahaha. Shit…

To the sexy silver haired babe
Who sucked me off last night
Please call me
I miss you
And you forgot your false teeth

Hahahaha

 

[townie]

lol
Kill her.

Yes. Totes in with a chance.
Get in there, son.

My friends filled me in and apparently I was all like "lol, I like you. Please be dunk so you don't remember this in the morning. Shit…" and then started sobbing on the lawn, because naturally I was rolling around on the lawn making this call.
Hahaha. Shit…

Hahahaha

Oh god, drunk on the lawn calls are the WORST I've made far to many, blood stops going to your brain and you say the worst shit.

 

[Riproot]

Oh god, drunk on the lawn calls are the WORST I've made far to many, blood stops going to your brain and you say the worst shit.

Nah, it was pretty great. I laughed heartily this morning when I found out. I was just like "shit…"

Also, we used my friend's phone to call everyone in their contacts and I was yelling abuse at everyone and then for a change I was nice to one chick and said "hey, I don't know you, but happy new year." She was all like "yeah, but who's this?" "Jarrod. Happy new year." *some random guy gets on the phone* "oi, who's this?" "no one, who's this?" "I'm her boyfriend. Who's this?!" "this is Tom." "I thought it was fucking Jarrod." "YOUR MUM WAS FUCKING JARROD LAST NIGHT!"
It was pretty great.

 

[lpodnano]

Y U NO LIKE ME?!





ahahha jokes. I don't care anymore

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Y U NO LIKE ME?!





ahahha jokes. I don't care anymore

hahah guuurrl

i know that feel
fucking worst

 

[Riproot]

Lol. I'm an idiot.
Ignore whatever I said.
I just want to be friends. We cool gee? K bro.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

you make paramore lyrics actually make sense

 

[Shadowdude]

you make paramore lyrics actually make sense

woah i never meant to brag
but i got him where i want him now
woah it was never my intention to brag
to steal it all away from you now
but god something something good
'cause i got him where i want him right now
and if you could then you know you would
'cause god it just feels so
it just feels so good

(luv dat feel)



Also: is it bad that I could do that from memory...?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

woah i never meant to brag
but i got him where i want him now
woah it was never my intention to brag
to steal it all away from you now
but god something something good
'cause i got him where i want him right now
and if you could then you know you would
'cause god it just feels so
it just feels so good

(luv dat feel)



Also: is it bad that I could do that from memory...?

I kinda like two people atm. One gave me a bracelet, and I think he likes me.
But I like another guy too.

Bracelet guy may be my rebound because other guy is way out of my league

i h8 lyf

 

[Shadowdude]

I kinda like two people atm. One gave me a bracelet, and I think he likes me.
But I like another guy too.

Bracelet guy may be my rebound because other guy is way out of my league

i h8 lyf

The song's actually... "Misery Business".

 

[Riproot]

I kinda like two people atm. One gave me a bracelet, and I think he likes me.
But I like another guy too.

Bracelet guy may be my rebound because other guy is way out of my league

i h8 lyf

Just hook up with them both. Better kisser is the one you keep.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Just hook up with them both. Better kisser is the one you keep.

the guy i really want is outta my league though :/

 

[Shadowdude]

There are no leagues. they are just mental constructs.

 

[Riproot]

the guy i really want is outta my league though :/

In some circumstances you can punch above your weight.
Get in there.

There are no leagues. they are just mental constructs.

There most-certainly are.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

There are no leagues. they are just mental constructs.

nope


defs outta my league

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

In some circumstances you can punch above your weight.
Get in there.

Say you're a guy and you have this girl who knows she's not in your league but likes you. What could she do to make you consider her more than a friend?

I dont know how guys work