UNSW chit chat thread (2 Viewers)

[leehuan]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

How to be scumbag:
1. Bring a stapler to any math class test
2. Ensure it only has 1 staple
3. umadbro

Nek min when you staple your own work you accidentally mess up and the staple doesn't go in properly

 

[Nailgun]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

Nek min when you staple your own work you accidentally mess up and the staple doesn't go in properly

thats why you bring sneaky backup staples

 

[JT145]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

Told to shut up by whom?

hard to say. I only heard an 'oi be quiet', didnt see anything. Doubt it was a library staff member

 

[Shadowdude]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

This arvo? You probably heard ainsworth alarm, they evacuated the whole building.

Also I can't express how jealous I am of you getting tickets.

You should make friends with someone who lives on campus and crash at theirs lol. Every roundhouse party there's always someone random in my apartment.

Or uber home.

unfortunately 99% of my female friends who live on campus are women


There is this one girl though

Last time we went out and I was planning to crash at hers, thank goodness I didn't, because she brought home a guy

Last last time we went out and I was planning to crash at hers, I did - and then she fell asleep on the couch that I was supposed to sleep on, so I was like, "Crap where am I supposed to sleep now <_< oh wait, she lives here, which means she has a bed!"

Fell asleep on her bed, which was surprisingly comfy, woke up the next morning, thought I was at my place, reached over to the bedside table to look at my alarm clock out of instinct, ended up picking up a pack of contraceptive pills


good times



Oh, and then the others have boyfriends, so any crashing at theirs ain't happening

 

[leehuan]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

unfortunately 99% of my female friends who live on campus are women


There is this one girl though

Last time we went out and I was planning to crash at hers, thank goodness I didn't, because she brought home a guy

Last last time we went out and I was planning to crash at hers, I did - and then she fell asleep on the couch that I was supposed to sleep on, so I was like, "Crap where am I supposed to sleep now <_< oh wait, she lives here, which means she has a bed!"

Fell asleep on her bed, which was surprisingly comfy, woke up the next morning, thought I was at my place, reached over to the bedside table to look at my alarm clock out of instinct, ended up picking up a pack of contraceptive pills


good times



Oh, and then the others have boyfriends, so any crashing at theirs ain't happening

The last 1% of females are men?

 

[Queenroot]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

lmfao

 

[Paradoxica]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

The last 1% of females are men?

well technically.....

 

[D94]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

The last 1% of females are men?

could be girls, as in underage

 

[Shadowdude]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

actually, the correct answer is i have one friend who lives on campus who used to be a guy but is now a girl or something

i think he's transgender or similar


but as her want is to be a 'her' and not a 'him', then... yeah

 

[leehuan]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

Oh, k den

 

[Shadowdude]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

and about two years after melbourne university, looks like someone finally made the hotties of unsw page


nek minnit descends into love letters

 

[4025808]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

and about two years after melbourne university, looks like someone finally made the hotties of unsw page


nek minnit descends into love letters

Welp looking forward to it

 

[sadpwner]

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Wow mining coop program is pretty good. It all goes on during my holidays so my completion date and studies won't be affected.

 

[anomalousdecay]

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Wow mining coop program is pretty good. It all goes on during my holidays so my completion date and studies won't be affected.

Yeah you get to intern during a few of the breaks. That's pretty much all co-op programs. You would have known this before you received co-op.

 

[sadpwner]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

Working against the clock so hard. I sent my coop scholarship application with 15 seconds left on the clock.

 

[mreditor16]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

Provisional exam timetable out on Monday btw

 

[Flop21]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

oooooh yeeaaaah, got tix to toga party

 

[leehuan]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

What even is a toga party. All I know about it is that one of the famous Aussie YouTube comedians made fun of it on occasion in a video

 

[Shadowdude]

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oooooh yeeaaaah, got tix to toga party

yay


can i call dibs on your couch

y/n

 

[Flop21]

Re: UNSW chit chat thread 2016

yay


can i call dibs on your couch

y/n

mate I don't even invite the new friends I've made on my couch lol