She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and...
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Define 'beautiful' in your own words: i-love-maynard
Name two conventionally beautiful celebrities: Angelina Jolie + Jessica Alba
What features attract you to these individuals? T+A
What are your thoughts on breast implants and solarium tanning? Unneccessary
Do you...