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Tez hopes he is not so close to monique that he gets bitten. Yes, tez may take a finger, but only if that person is special, and smells like lavender. PLus, he would only take the pinky, so he can keep it in his wallet.

Tez is much more random than monique, and believes that monique should get that twitch checked out by the local doctor. Cremation would be okay tez guesses, and owuld like to breathe in some monique ash so that he could be with him forever. How sentimental

Hmmm, alive would be like being buried alive. But buried alive is a lot more scary Tez says, as you cannot see and will wreck your hands by scratching at the coffin

Tez looks interested at the idea, it's very futurama-esque. However, he believes he is more random thank monique ANYDAY. BANANA HAMMOCK!

Adina will be back..no one is more insane than us...NO ONE! And being frozen in a block of ice...hmm...alive or not alive inside the block? :S

Tez believes monique's plans are ingenious, and tez can't iceskate well so that's even better :( Tez believes eitehr drowning or being buried alive is the worst possible wya to die.

anemones are cool, they curl up when you touch them. Hehehe, nonono don't self destruct amoz :(

Tez is aware that the Cook's river is now extremely dirty, and feels that his only option well..sucks. Dr. Monique can be quite mean :( Tez agrees with Lynn, we are all very interesting =)

Maybe we should take learn to swim lessons together..then we can float in the EE2 sea, happily away from the shark teachers. It would be great =/ Unfortunately, i am 2000 words over and unable to cut

tez agrees with adina, gnomes are scary. Tez says to matt that less substitute, get rid of the sub and replace with something else, and you got it =/ Tez feels dirty and needs to shower.

Tez actually knows how to do CPR, and he feels special because of it. Monique's CPR abilities are thrilling, and being alive is great too =)

Don't worry sweets! You can see the light! It's almost done =) I'm sure it rocks!

Tez feels like a cheap substitute, but is okay with it =)

Tez feels robbed! and is now choking to death. Perhaps he shall become the male version of sleeping beauty, without the beauty and needing the kiss of a fair maiden to awaken =/

Mmmfff Mmmff Mmmmfff Mmfff!!! tez says, and then proceeds to choke, his eyes pleading monique to give him CPR

Tez waves hi to Adina, and welcomes her to the short story realm of insanity and randomness. By the way, tez likes raisin toast =)

July 13 I fixed my ending a little bit, it didn't seem powerful enough. However, now i have way too many words. I decided to use bold text for stuff that i'd change. And so...pretty much everything is bold atm...

Tez believes Bubbles is the best powerpuff girl, and that the entire cartoon is allegorical of the rise of the little man against oppressors such as Hitler and Matt

Tez believes being large is no problem, as he is the new modern man, okay with both the colour pink and obesity.

Tez believes that Moniquye is a way cool name. He should open the door, but unfortunately he's preoccupied doing nothing.