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Rocks are cool says Tez. he calmly closes the ship door whilst monique is outside.

Tez sees the river of ear waxs flowing towards him at extremely slow speeds. "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" he shouts, scratches himself, and gets a coffee, to come back and find the earwax slowly moving forward, inch by inch. He hands the steering wheel back to monique and proceeds to do...

Tez is now puzzled, with Monique chasing after Murf, and Murf running away in his Monaro, who is actually driving the ship?

Tez mutters to himself, women are always in control...damn feminism. However, Tez's sexist comment is drowned out by the sound of the roaring engine, echoing off every wall in Matt's brain.

Think Of The 5000 Children You'll Be Killing Matt! Stop And Think Of The Children :'( Why Won't Anyone Think Of The Children :'(

Aye aye captain! Tez wonders how low his self esteem must be if he is a sidekick in his own fantasy....Tez brings along a britney spears cd and a boombox, hoping to implant it into Matt's brain and play it continuously.

Tez jumps about excitely. Can we take a spaceship with missiles? he asks. He quickly puts on his space helmet and straps in for the ride/

Tez, who enjoys playing dentist/murderer, holds matt down whilst monique does her thang.

Tez tries to ignore the awkward homosexual moment which might occured with Matt. To affirm his 'straightness' he gives monique a hug. Feeling better, Tez says that Justin's comment was very interesting, and checks whether or not he colour coordinated his underwear with his clothes.

Tez wasn't fond of carboard boxes, they made him feel claustrophobic, as well as like a hobo. Tez also believes that doormats have no function at all, aside from be doormats.

Tez is reminded of the slime from goosebumps, and informs monique he prefered to play with action figures in his childhood. Ahhh happier times.

Tez waves welcome to IPR, the place where we waste a large amounts of time doing nothing. Tez suggests turning IPR into a MW and handing that in.

omg cruel intentions 3???? The first one was actually fiarly good i thought, but the second one was a little...yeah.

Tez is unsure what monique just said, but just laughs anyway. He knows when to laugh. Tez is now listening to howie day and in a fairly happy mood.

Tez thinks that Matt may have just melted into slop, and hence the sloppy hug. Tez picks up a stick and pokes at the gooey form of Matt, laughing like a sadisitic child.

Tez returns to say hi to monique, then proceeds to chew his liver.

a lot of maths does have english in it now, unfortunately, say Tez. Damn you describe the motion! Tez waves angrily at the sky, his feet showered with pretzels

Why is maths so much more appealing when it's feminine :( Tez cries to himself, and eats a pretzel

AHHHHH tez yells, A CASCADE OF MATHS BOOKS. Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

actually the first sign of insanity is answering you own questions. Isn't that right tez. it sure is!