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Oh, okay. I live further out.

Because the genders are always right. Also, learn to allusion.

I don't think we did ~brilliantly~ though.

~whoops~ The guy above me and I came 4th and 5th at our school and we barely tried. But I hardly think we did well compared to everyone else in the state.

In the next two hours I'd like to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

I am done with my graceless heart. So, tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart because I like to keep my issues drawn, and it's always darkest before the dawn. And I've been a fool and I've been blind. I can never leave the past behind. I can see no way, I can see no way. I'm always...

More like B Sc (Asian Studies) / BA (Asian Studies) Amirite?

Also did not see this earlier. "EVERYONE IS DOING RELATIONSHIPS WRONG EXCEPT ME!!!" *Entertain jokes with Shadowdude about dating* *Found dead in a ditch*

Did not see this earlier. If this was the type of situation I was put in I would wait. That's completely different to the whole "I just don't wanna do it", "I'm xian", etc. stuff.

Yeah, I deffs could've phrased that better. :P

Isn't a critical point just like finding a horizontal point of inflexion? I'll totes get onto it when I get home.

"I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL LIFE ASPIE ATTACK EVER!" There are pictures that show otherwise.

Okay. Yay.

Awkward moment when I turned 18 a month ago and this isn't true. I keep track of everything I do. Yep. That's totes how this works.

I'm a gay guy, so if a guy doesn't have sex with me he's my friend until we do have sex. And even then there is a high chance that I still only think of him as a friend.

My point is that people that have no experience have: - Kissed enough girls to be able to use their mouth properly; or - Used their dick to pleasure a bitch first; or - Don't have braces because they are painful downstairs.

Total of other nights = BoS meats + Nights out with friends. Taking BoS meats = 0 (They don't count) Total of other nights = 0 Yeah, you've had at least four since then. AT LEAST

Complains about me putting him on ignore. Complains about taking him off ignore. Still ignored: Also, "EVERYONE ELSE IS ASPIE BUT ME, I'M NOT ASPIE AT ALL!!!" "Hey, how was you day?" "FUN!! I SPOKE TO TWO PEOPLE AND SOLVED EQUATIONS ON THE BEACH WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS HAVING FUN IN THE...

Shadowdude, Even if there are ways to pleasure a woman other than with a penis, (there are) it doesn't help you because you are inexperienced and have no idea what you're doing. Sincerely, anyone that knows anything about anything sexual ever.

That's not even a come back or anything. Why would I wish you were deluded? That doesn't even. And you are deluded. Every, single post here saying "You would've been mean if I went on the show" shows how deluded you are. yeah, you filled it out completely two years in a row (one of those...