Can you believe it, two classic stories in 2 days....
Dwarf gets penis stuck in vacuum cleaner"
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22280949-13762,00.html
"Teenage couple, too "hot " in bed..."
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22273194-13762,00.html
haha poor dears, too bad no...