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This is pretty much what I'll be wearing, with some minor differences. My shirt will be winged collar and the vest will be a plain white with a white bow tie.

Because they're hot.

What porn have you been watching?

I'm working at my aunties hospital until uni.

I bought the DVD today. So sad (the movie that is).

Would you do all the positions they do in porn movies?

Just for a holiday? They're having this huge fishing thing on the weekend, so I think town will be packed.

Just pack up your balls (if you have any left) and leave.

Just say when you get in: "Hello Mr./Ms. [Generic Name], my name is 'th' and I am calling you from telstra, how are you today? Do you like to save money, sir. Ok, thank you." **Must be done in Indian accent**

They're still discussing it...funny.

Anyone watching the Secret Life of Us? They just talked about the Ladder Theory!!! Hahahahaha!!!! It's famous!!!!

Oh ok. 10 char

I was being sarcastic. EDIT: Except maybe in your case.

Nope. Why should she feel bad? They only just caught up. Are you the girl?

Yeah, the fact they believe that they're as smart and physically equal as us is amazing...makes me laugh all the time.

It shows you're committed to the relationship and shows you can cook...which is always good (the cooking that is).

These 2 statements include the entire male population.

It wasn't advice. I was telling you to change it. There is a difference ;) Why the fuck would I be happy? It's rather depressing you lack the confidence to ask some person if they like you. You don't KNOW nothing will ever happen (unless you're extremely ugly), so get some courage and ask him.

Have you ever heard of an AVO buddy? Well I think you may be acquainted with one soon!

I saw 4 break ups last night. And they all ended with Trump saying "You're fired."