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  1. Soma

    Is jazz gay?

    Yeh all jazz is gay. You can catch AIDS simply by listening to it.
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    Sage Francis

    I dig him as you already know, but goddamn sometimes that whiny voice gets to me. I didnt go to his show last night partly because noone else I know likes him and plus I forgot. Has the DJ Signify show been already cos I wouldn't be surprised if he popped up?
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    If you've lost your virginity, at what age?

    So what if i lost it at the age of 11 to Uncle Frank? It hasn't fucked me up or anything. *glares*
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    Naughtiest place you've done the deed...

    Some things don't need explanation.
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    Love or Friendship?!

    As a misanthrope I would have to go with hate. I hate all you cunts.
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    Worst/Funny sexual experience

    Once my girlfriend and I were practicing auto-asphyxiation, i was too involved in my orgasm, the belt around her neck was too tight, now she's sleeping with the fishes. Still feel a bit bad to this day.
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    Naughtiest place you've done the deed...

    In a clown's dressing room.
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    miss world 2004

    Nigeria is still my fave, also like trinidad and tobago, italy, ukraine, iceland
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    pretty/handsome vs hot

    Steph is pretty. Pretty > Hot.
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    PLaying hard to Get

    Wise words curtis
  11. Soma

    miss world 2004

    Nigeria is hawt!
  12. Soma

    best female r&b singer?

    Jean Grae is dope
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    Who is in to dance music ????????

    Yeh I was there. Got a late ticket cos mate was leaving next day and we all caught up to have a big one. Pretty messy but I had fun. The only people on the lineup I'd heard much of before were Scruff and Felix. I loved Scruff and Soul of Man. I was in the breaks tent pretty much the whole day...
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    interpretations of the bases

    Your list is shit cos there is some girls who I would have sex with (#18) who I wouldn't be seen in public with (#10).
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    interpretations of the bases

    1st base= Sucking face 2nd= Wristies/fish fingers 3rd= Dining at the Y/Cocksucking Home=Spearing the bearded clam Cmon' this thread is retarded who really gives a shit about some American classification system. The only reason I can think of people wanting to know, is so that they can brag...
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    6 words- HE JUST AINT THAT INTO YOU!

    Not always true. I'm a bit of a pussy so sometimes girls think I'm actually not into them when I am.
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    accounting jobs

    Your dream is to be an accountant? Haha
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    Exam Bitching

    Oh that is dope. Nice work.
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    comedy books

    Kurt Vonnegut/Evelyn Waugh
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