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i think chevanton had a falling out with manager fossati, and vowed he would never play for uruguay with fossati at the helm again as did diego forlan as did alvaro recoba as also threatened by paulo montero however chevanton has kept to his word, unlike the other three

ahhh, ive found my home.

http://www3.sbs.com.au/home/index.php3?id=64468 Gordie, if you help that wanker McLeish to a CL second round berth, i wont be the only one sending you to Ibrox. btw: well done munich. and for all you maldini fans, it looks as if there is another one to support...

Why not? Well, heres one that isnt. I'll dedicate it to Jimmy: A Spurs fan and an Arsenal fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars...

David Beckham started jogging near his home in Madrid. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "Fifty euros!" she'd shout from the curb. "No! Five euros!" David would...

Only because you insist... (ive been busting to post them) Wanderlei Luxemburgo is getting worried about his team's recent poor form against Barcelona. He just can't understand it, Real Madrid is the biggest club in Europe, have all the best players, but every time they play Barca, they get...

im over the whole fantasy league thing. i think i may have had lampard captain...

Everyone needs to lighten up, move away from the debate. Here's a joke: David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers that if my best friend who lives next door was playing in...

OK, I'm wrong *heads back to football thread*

Have you ever heard of the "rice bug"? Well, there is one now. Oh, and flood decimated rice crops in 1972. Probably.

i fucked it. i didnt study vulnerabilty and resilience, and i only rememberd shit bout dynamic equilibrium 5 min after the exam. and i hope whoever marks my economic activity paper doesnt know shit about rice- i made so much bullshit up its not funny

yeah, i spose i was a bit harsh. i particularly remember when he came to australia with that english chick and did shit all in five tests. but his worst performances are against australia for sure- he has failed against australia unlike no other nation

i wrote one page saying what vulnerabilty and resilience was. i should get three marks if im lucky

ahhhhhh, the famed arsenal back four, lee dixon, tony adams, martin keown, nigel winterburn- the names still roll off the tongue with ease.

The ICC giving away money? Pffffffffffffft. the money they gave to pakistan for the earthquake was shit all to what they would have made for this series. ive never rated lara against australia. when his career is done, that will be his biggest regret, doing shit against australia for his...

ouch. i like big sam. Sorry Constip8edSkunk, i had to come back. fuck the hsc, i want football. im getting sick of the entertaining football vs. results arguement. chelsea are winning, why are they going to change their style? rumours from the motherland say that wenger wants podolski...

hey guys. couldnt tell you much bout epl (i spose chelsea beat bolton) but celtic managed a draw with hearts. i tell you now, this could be the first time a team outside of the old firm wins the league since the 80's when sir alex led aberdeen to the title

the refs are giving all fouls cards these days. take it easy fellas, if you were in europe there would have been a pitch invasion by now i didnt watch any football over the weekend, but i couldnt believe the results. i love that the league is so unpredictable, especially as im a neutral...

yeah, even i better sign out and study for a bit. if i try to come back, tell me to fuck off and study. in fact, ban me. seeya! and good luck to all!

ive got away without reading most of the texts this year, been getting 90+. its a tried and tested formula, im not about to stop. but i spose everyone is different and some may prefer to read them. if the texts interested me i probably would read them