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Okay, we'll start planting now. We have like 6.92 billion babies we need to make. ONE MINUTE LEFT! D:

Phew. We made it with 6 minutes to spare. So... what do we do in the meantime? Wanna play a game? :)

That's true. But the children army is still on the table just incase. 12 minutes left D:

Yes I did! Fine. We'll take turns naming them. Me first! If our first child is a boy, his name is Jake. If it's a girl, her name is Rebecca. After the 1000th child, we'll give up on names and just designate numbers. Also, should we use our children to build an army to fight the zombies and...

I put up two rows of potato sacks in front of them mushrooms. Mwahahaha. The zombies can't kill us now >:]

I see what you did there. LOL. Kelvin, I am naming our children. Or would it be wiser to just give them numbers, considering we've got to populate the world again? 27 minutes left D:

Sex planting? huh? Are you saying we only have my mines to protect us from the Zombies? :O *sigh* Fine. They say if you want something done, you've gotta do it yourself. I'll help you plant the pea shooters. 32 minutes left :cry:

How so? There aren't any human seeds :( That's why Kelvin needs to procreate. LOL. We only have 39 minutes left to prepare! I don't know if we're going to make it, Kelvin :cry: The mines are planted, but they're not ready yet. How's planting going? :P

*goes to Kelvin's house* We need to start planting STAT! I'll plant the potato mines and sacks, you plant the plants.

Nah, the zombies have already gotten to you. You are dead. You can't destroy the remainder of humanity :)

If I come around, does that mean that I survive too? :D nuu, you have to survive and save the world :cry: Think about our race :( You've gotta save our race at the very least. Or the zombies will take over D:

lol, b00m. It's all good. Kelvin has an hour and eight minutes to find a fertile girl to procreate with. Our race is saved :')

:O I didn't think of that. Okay, Kelvin. You have one hour and fifteen minutes to save a girl who is fertile. GO! GO! GO! What do I have to do with anything? *confused face*

Why?

Kelvin, it is your job to procreate and rebuild our kind. We lay our faith in you. inb4 I am legend references

You shall be well equipped for when the Zombie's come. Your survival is ensured. Kelvin... the sole survivor of mankind.

I fear pain, not death itself. Zombies are scary :cry: Did you finish the game? I love the song at the end! IT IS THE *BEST*

but b00m, what if they tried to eat your brains? :cry:

ermm... Purple piplup? ;D

Are they named after pokemon too? Lemme guess, pink pikachu? [or something along those lines]