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  1. Sarah182

    Differences between your criteria for wife and gf

    make me a sandwich bitch!
  2. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    But the kitten will be situated inside my vagina? It'll never get out alive!
  3. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    I can take plenty of pics, new facebook default here I come!
  4. Sarah182

    Your first time sex experiences??

    Like two pairs of scissors viciously moving back and forth.
  5. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    What if I have sex with the kitten in the kombi van?
  7. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    It's a hobby of mine, a guitly pleasure some would say. brb just going to have sex with a dead kitten.
  8. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    Not much, just sticking my finger up my arse. You?
  9. Sarah182

    Your first time sex experiences??

    When girls have sex do they.... scissor?
  10. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    i stuk mah finga up there but it jus made me shit myself, fuking baddd cuz im at kings cross
  11. Sarah182

    ITT: FML I hate uni.

    I am actually happy that the uws wireless internet is a fail... it means I don't go on facebook on my laptop when I'm meant to be studying.
  13. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    u rite brah, u rite. juz ben finkin, do guyz asses have a hymen 2 ya kno?
  14. Sarah182

    Do you turn heads when you are out with your partner?

    *high five for having more than one penis*
  15. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    iz it homo if u fuk a guy but he dont fuk u??/
  16. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    wats ron wif been homo brah?//
  17. Sarah182

    Out of your league

    like my vomit last night.
  19. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    yo, i no your cuz and bros dey r pussy muthafuckas, my cuzs will kik yo ass *dickpunch*
  20. Sarah182

    Dating your bestfriend?

    Breakup afterwards is pretty shitty man.
  21. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    I'm soz brah, she askd 4 it *clitpunch*
  22. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    yah bby, meet me round da bak in 10 4 a qicky lulz
  23. Sarah182

    Are you virgin?

    There are a lot of cherries that need popping round here....
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