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Ah, it's gems like these that keep me coming back.

Too many religious people refuse to stop 'educating' regardless of how willing the pupil is.

In before atheist stampede.

Self-parody.

This is our problem, you think I'm something I'm not.

Always and forever, dearling.

I love that even in parting, Hanson can create racial and religious divides. Good work, kids.

Try using something other than an ellipsis to show you are pausing. I mean, there are so many to choose from - comma, semi-colon, full stop. Surely that ellipsis needs some work-life balance.

If they find out she will end up losing money.

When I did Drama, a lot of people skipped class. Eventually the teacher called them all to a meeting with the HoD present and told them that if there was one more unexplained absence she would fail them for the year. I'm not sure if there is any ultimatum in your situation, but you can try to...

men are annoying and they can't turn taps off properly and they don't understand irony but other than that theyre okay.

I did.

Muslim is not a race.

Oh, please no.

Oh I don't know, it's hard to gage with this glow of excellence surrounding me.

it is pretty fucking great.

mebbe yu shud liek pley hard 2 gett;; i heer it werks!!1!

christina, will you marry me?

It's normal to feel the steep learning curve. Give it a bit of time, and work on your writing skills.

I didn't say a hug. I said a cuddle.