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Red Pandas are pretty cute.

Something like that.

Probably best to change it to 'it's complicated'.

So why should I want you?

Promise? :o

You're already lying. I love that!

So do a lot of other girls, right?

Who would need to stay home all day every day just to keep the house clean? Edit: as in 'heaps of free time'.

How does 'evolution' differ from evolution?

What about your appendix? What's its function and role?

lol.

Very few of the people who say anything remotely similar to what you are saying 'like' me. Edit: If any.

I wanted to say it. But I was scared of the four storey atomic wedgie.

I never get called fat, what are you talking about?

i find they usualii think im drunk. so yes.

You don't like leopard man-thongs?

I swear, it's like these girls need a fucking manual to work out basic common sense.

Odd, since there is no chance it would be you.

I don't want to be a housewife and take care of the children because I hate kids, and I'm not crazy about cleaning. However, I would love to live a life that involved staying home and baking goodies, and then greeting my partner at the door in lingerie. Like, while writing a book or whatever...

Eh, I plan never to have kids. Then again, there are no set income brackets for my desired job.