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but they dont eat the meat? :o IT MAKES NO SENSEEE.

eh, pokemon novices. whatcha gonna do?

I never meant do a shallow piece, I meant that certain, dark pieces need stillness.

next, those pregnant hoes are gonna apply for special consideration, and get into your unis.

VET courses?

haha. twitroll.

also cliche: Depression. My monologue had all those in bold. But it was a pretty heavy piece, and one of those exceptions to the rule. If you want to do physical theatre, try to do a comedic/light piece. It will generally reach your audience better.

then the "girl" is your mum.

nah. i meant in general. if you slip out while shes on top, the girl obviously wants you to be longer.

maybe you just need a longer penis.

source: 9-YEAR-OLD ALEC GREVEN WRITES DATING BOOK "HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS" - New York Post um lolwut. i want to get published.

some logistical issues with that. eg. if she wants it hard and fast, she better have some epic leg muscles, and even then, chances are she cant get it that hard (unless she is pretty heavyset).

You just moved out of home? It could be stress.

because you dont care when you actually have to pay for your education?

Dear, do you expect those not of your faith to believe in the Koran? I mean, really.

seriously. he wont bother you ever again.

pretend it is all fine then when he sleeps, start sawing his penis off. thatll teach him.

the inmate caused the widow's husband to cease life.

im not saying i "get it" im refuting that these women are necessarily fundamentally sick.

maybe the brokenness of the men alerts their want to nurture. there is not necessarily a fundamental sickness. i mean, it could have been that there was a sheltered girl who wanted to find out what it was like to hear from one of these men. and then the stories both shocked and enthralled...