I was at the pub a while ago and some guy told me about pteradactyl porn
I was intrigued, and when I went to this party I investigated. we put it on the big screen and our collective minds were blown
that fucking hand puppet
iirc the costs of the three major schemes:
as in community detention: $10,000 pp
onshore detention: $50,000 pp
offshore detention: $500,000 pp
fucken blows my mind why anyone would want offshore processing, besides wanting TO STOP THE BOAST
cosmo is so bitter because he was fucken ready to pull the trigger and whack walther rathenau but barack obongo and the homosexual international told him to hold back, they were sending in the professionals, who administered a swift death by IQ test
i assume they'd make a land based attack, leapfrogging to PNG, taking it over and using it as a fob. then they could easily deploy whatever their air superiority platform is at that time which would cream our F-35s (if they ever actually finish the coding on them) and take northern Australia...
that seems like a pretty unrealistic scenario against invading chinese, considering they would have air superiority, ballistic missile strikes, and overwhelming odds. assuming the US didn't bail us out.
i guess we have Sea Patrol though