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mack said:
Haha yeah but I've got to rid myself of the vampire like complexion I attained over the HSC year.
The worst about having ya skin peeling is when you hop in the shower, don't you agree? It hurts like a bitch (unless you take cold showers everyday, but I can't do that because:
1. I'm a cold shower pansy
2. My balls freeze)
 

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Yay for lukewarm! I have mainly hot showers throughout the year.
 

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JKDDragon said:
Aww if you're hot right now, just stare at these pictures to make yaself feel a bit better. :)
i have come to the conclusion that collin is evil.


yay for cold showers!

i had pineapple juice today :D
 

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A few years ago during winter our hot water thing broke and we couldn't have hot showers for 4 days. So every afternoon after school, I had cold bath, oh wasn't that fun..

bubz :D said:
i have come to the conclusion that collin is evil.
I so am not :(





 

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Sunburn sucks, especially when the shower hits at full force. World of pain.

I'd also like to share this Cherryblossom classic:

forward slash-yes, the other name was more economical says:
Really, I'm a bitch

Insert "woe is me song lyrics here" says:
So why aren't you a bitch to me then?

forward slash-yes, the other name was more economical says:
Cause your hot, duh




How lovably superficial!
 
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mack said:
I'd also like to share this Cherryblossom classic.
ohhh CB's the flavour of the month! :p

*goes and finds a CB quote*

Frigid: hello beautiful
Alicia: I'm somewhere else - you're talking to my bot.
Frigid: are you sure?
Alicia : alicia will be back soon, enjoy your time with her bot while you can
Frigid: haha her 'bot' ;)
Alicia: aren't I an adorable bot
Frigid: ewww.
Frigid: SPAM thy bot.

*it was really a pre-set message. it just sounded so real :confused:*
 

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DAmnit, rain ruined my Fri night plans. Another Friday night spent on BOS.. joy. And no one is online here either.. how fantastic. I guess I'll just talk to myself.
 

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mack said:
She gives a mean Chinese massage though. Why wouldn't he want some loving?
im sorry, but why is the fat guy in your avatar licking his own nipple???
 

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Jago said:
im sorry, but why is the fat guy in your avatar licking his own nipple???
Because it's hot, doesn't a guy covered with lard licking his fat nipples turn you on? :)
 

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Fucky fucky, I just got accepted to a group interview for Coles Myer.. anyone else been to one? I got it next Thursday.. ARGH!!
 

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JKDDragon said:
Fucky fucky, I just got accepted to a group interview for Coles Myer.. anyone else been to one? I got it next Thursday.. ARGH!!
CML interviews are shit-easy.

the first interview: basically you sit around tables, they give you a scenario, and you gotta discuss with your table. MAKE SURE YOU DOMINATE THE CONVERSATION, but also let others have their input as well. but make sure you come out sounding like an extroverted guy, who's not afraid of strangers.

the second and final interview: basically 40 seconds to stand up in front of everyone and introduce yourself, explain why you wanna work at Myer and what have you got to offer. my tips are: sound confident, sound honest and make sure you have explain clearly why and not dodge the question. oh and dun stutter.

btw, Myer pays shit.
 

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PS, what are the chances of you failing the 1st group interview? Cause obviously they're gonna cut a few people out, and it's obviously gonna be the people who don't really talk right? What percentage of people you reckon they generally accept past the first interview..
 

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