中文歌詞! (4 Viewers)

[jm1234567890]

ok i've fucking had fucking enough. i've driven my fucking shitty lil toyotas to canberra and young, i've had my fucking learners for three fucking years and i still can't fucking pass the course at wetherill park!!! what does it fucking take for fucks sake!?!!

i mean fuckit, last time was coz of speed and stop signs, this time coz i apparently failed to signal more than once (which was twice)...

it's fucking annoying... how many fucking perfect runs have i go to do...

not only failing a 'test' not fucking good for my fucking male ego, but having the peer pressure (yes, fuck you, my friends who so happen to pass first go, you're all fucking cunts) and parental pressure ('told you so' attitude)

I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE, I HAVEN'T RUN OVER ANYBODY, WHAT DOES IT FUCKING TAKE FOR FUCKS SAKE... >.<

I HATE GETTING MY FUCKING LICENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, that's not sze = 1.

it's not so bad, took me 3 fails to pass too. Last time i thought, scew this and drove 40-50kmph through the entire course and stopped for like a minute at every intersection.

just do it slowly, they can't take points off you for being slow as long as you don't stop the traffic.

 

[jm1234567890]

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/the_ringer/

LOL!!!!!!! everyone watch this

haha, that's brilliant!

 

[Collin]

Hey man, I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could try another RTA, some instructors are more strict than others, if you're used to driving far to RTAs, you should try the Warriewood RTA in the northern beaches, or the RTA at Terrey Hills, near Ryde, people say it's REALLY easy to pass there. Just hang in there, I failed once due to a stupid stop sign, those 'instant fail' mistakes really do piss everyone off. Perhaps you just need a little more practice to get the 'must signal all the time' mentality.. and always keep your eyes out for those damn red stop signs. Like j said, just take everything slow, they can't deduct you marks for being careful. Again, sorry to hear about your frustration.

 

[babydoll_]

get up to 7 fails and then i'll be impressed

i hear fivedock is the easiest; try there

collin: the interview's the same for everyone, surprisingly shit, explains why i got hired, heh

UNSW O-WEEK 2004 - MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

 

[Collin]

get up to 7 fails and then i'll be impressed

i hear fivedock is the easiest; try there

collin: the interview's the same for everyone, surprisingly shit, explains why i got hired, heh

UNSW O-WEEK 2004 - MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

This dude at my old high school failed his Ls test more than 8 times, and yes I'm totally serious. We seriously need to eliminate him for the sake of our gene pool's dignity.

BUT one of my friends who did his Coles Myer interview had to do all this crappy stuff, like do a jigsaw puzzle and make ads, do oral presentations etc.. whadda fuck?!?! Meh.

 

[Frigid]

placated now... dun feel as shit... must get my fucking licence:

M2M - Pretty Boy （�*文版） (Chinese Version)

偷偷看�*的脸心情变成晴天
我向窗外默默想念希望�*能听得见
�*的好�*的坏
全部都想爱
�*明不明白说不出来
心�*对�*的依赖
oh my pretty pretty boy i love you
�*为窈窕美眉不会假装爱
pretty pretty boy of mine
对�*说声嗨！
对�*说声嗨！(对�*说声嗨！)
oh my pretty pretty boy i need you
oh my窈窕美眉只想爱
说�*不走要�*别走
请留下来
看别人手牵手我越看越寂寞
我想要�*说只对我说
说�*心�*只有我
�*明明很爱我
明明不想要走
为什么不敢付出太多
是不是怕真爱上我
oh pretty boy pretty boy pretty boy
说�*也爱我

they have such funny accents... but the brunette is oh-so-cute...

MTV here

edit: while we're at it, let's stick in the English version:

Pretty Boy

I lie awake at night
See things in black and white
I've only got you inside my mind
You know you have made me blind

I lie awake and pray
That you will look my way
I have all this longing in my heart
I knew it right from the start

Oh my pretty pretty boy I love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty pretty boy of mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boy
I need you
Oh my pretty pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay right beside you

I used to write your name
And put it in a frame
And sometimes I think I hear you call
Right from my bedroom wall

You stay a little while
And touch me with your smile
And what can I say to make you mine
To reach out for you in time

CHORUS

Oh pretty boy
Say you love me too

soppy soppy songs

 

[jm1234567890]

isn't M2M a pair of german chicks?

 

[Frigid]

isn't M2M a pair of german chicks?

i think they were swedish (edit: norwegian). cuteness for my teenybopper-self nonetheless.

edit: more teenbopper-poppyness for me.

this one's dedicated to lengstar*:

Mandy Moore - Crush

You know everything that I'm afraid of
You do everything i wish i did
Everybody wants you, everybody loves you

I know i should tell you how i fell
I wish everyone would disappear
Every time you call me, I'm too scared to be me
And I'm too shy to say

Ooh, I got a crush on you
I hope you feel the way that i do
I get a rush
When I'm with you
Ooh, I've got a crush on you
A crush on you

You know, I'm the one that you can talk to
And sometimes you tell me thing that i don't want to know
I just want to hold you
And you say exactly how you feel about her
And I wonder, could you ever think of me that way

Ooh, I got a crush on you
I hope you feel the way that i do
I get a rush
When I'm with you
Ooh, I've got a crush on you
A crush on you

Ooh, I wish i could tell somebody
But there's no one to talk to, nobody knows
I've got a crush on you
A crush on you, I got a crush

You say everything that no one says
But i feel everything that you're afraid to feel
I will always want you, I will always love you
I've got a crush...

* - me no gay

 

[babydoll_]

you have a crush on lengstar?

jesus thats a new low even for you

 

[Frigid]

please see asterix.

nancy, you know i love john ;D

edit: need money, must buy these resort-style villas/apartments in Shanghai (shang girls ), which i saw advertised at LJ Hooker Kingsford... therefore must make $750k pa -

Shimao Lakeside Garden is located at Pudong Jinqiao Biyun International Area, which is the only one in Shanghai to reach State‘s ISO14001 environment quality standard. There is Tangchen Golf Court and Shiji Garden near this area with fresh air and sound international atmosphere. The light-tracked railway, Luoshan Road, Yangpu Bridge, Yanggao Road, Yunjian Road and other large interconnected overpasses and inner ring roads make the traffic fast and convenient. You can enjoy the perfect lake scenery and conveniences and prosperity of urban life.
　　
Large and professional medical institutions such as the branch of Huashan Hospital, the Obstetrics & Gynecology Hospital and Sino-Japan Ruidong Hospital are all surrounding the neighborhood to ensure your healthy life.
　　
Residents here can also enjoy high-level international educational environment: Pinghe bilingual school, American Xiehe International School, CEIBS, Shanda University, which helps you grasp your child’s future beforehand.

 

[babydoll_]

going to SBHS instantly negates any statement you may make denying your homosexuality

 

[Collin]

Gay people are so gay.

 

[Frigid]

Gay people are so gay.

homophobia is gay

 

[Collin]

Does that mean Bush is gay?

 

[babydoll_]

using my fantastic skills of mathematical deduction

homophobia = gay
bush = homophobic
.'. bush = gay

i really earned that CR last semester

 

[jm1234567890]

i think they were swedish (edit: norwegian). cuteness for my teenybopper-self nonetheless.

nah, i was just wondering how they were singing in chinese?

or was that translated, lol....

 

[Frigid]

Does that mean Bush is gay?

yeap - my theory is that Bush is really a closet homosexual... he's just vilifying gays coz he wants to take the limelight of his sexuality off the public eye.

you never know... him and Howard always seem so chummy... two men 'riding horses' in a biiigggg Texan ranch, Bush calling Howard "the man of steel" - it all seems a little suggestive, does it not?

 

[Frigid]

nah, i was just wondering how they were singing in chinese?

or was that translated, lol....

it wasn't translated... they sang in mando... download the video - it's really quite funny

FOBBY MANDO LAH!

 

[jm1234567890]

yeap - my theory is that Bush is really a closet homosexual... he's just vilifying gays coz he wants to take the limelight of his sexuality off the public eye.

you never know... him and Howard always seem so chummy... two men 'riding horses' in a biiigggg Texan ranch, Bush calling Howard "the man of steel" - it all seems a little suggestive, does it not?

lol, i guess tony blair missed out

 

[Frigid]

Usher - Confessions Part I

[Chorus]
Every thing that ive been doin is all bad
I got a chick on the side wit a crib and a ride
Ive telling you so many lies aint nothing good its all bad
And I just wanna confess cause its been goin on so long
Girl I been doin you so wrong and I want you to know that
Every thing that ive been doin is all bad
I got a chick on the side wit a crib and a ride
Ive telling you so many lies aint nothing good its all bad
And I just wanna confess cause its been goin on so long
Girl I been doin you so wrong and I want you to know that

[Verse 1]
Everytime I was in L.A. I was with my ex-girlfriend
Everytime you called I told you,
"Baby I'm workin." (No!)
I was out doin my dirt (Oh!)
Wasn't thinkin' 'bout you gettin' hurt
(I) was hand in hand in the Beverly Center like man
Not givin' a damn who sees me
So gone (I know)
So wrong (Just listen)
Thinkin' I got it and left you sittin' at home
Thinkin' about me
Bein' a good girl that you are
But you prolly believe you got a good man
I man that never would do the things I'm about to tell you I've
done
Brace yourself
It ain't good
But it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
if I could turn back the hands of time and start all over I
would
stead of everything bein all bad baby everything will be all
good
I don’t wanna lose you but I know what im telling you aint
gon’ make you wanna stay, probally just make you run away or
mad enough to punch me in my face
Ive been livin like an idiot and I deserve every bit of it
I know, today is the day that I aint gonna lie and play in the board
Girl, im sorry baby im sorry
But I can no longer walk around with this stress on my chest
I confess...

[Chorus]

Can you break it down....

[Harmonica playing]

[Chorus fades out]

Usher - Confessions Part II

Watch this...

[Chorus]
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm throwed and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions

[Verse 1]
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with,
creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

[Chorus]
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions

[Verse 2]
See when this stuff goes through be tryna figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I'm ridin' in my whip
Racin' to her place
Talkin' to myself
Preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't want to come near me
I said why ? baby?
Please hear me

[Chorus]
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions

[Breakdown]
This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the woman I love
That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you
this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please

[Chorus]
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions