中文歌詞! (3 Viewers)

[Frigid]

pr0n, i'm not joking

 

[tempco]

hah $5 is pushing it.

 

[tempco]

pr0n, i'm not joking

why isn't my right click working -_____-

 

[xiao1985]

pr0n, i'm not joking

reverse psychology eh?!
xiaoie's not fallin for that

xiaoie's embarrassment is only worth 5 bucks?! jokes right?!

 

[withoutaface]

Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
he doesnt know how to have sex
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
i just asked him to complete this sentence:
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
when a man wants to have sex with a woman, he will...........?
{Justin} says:
what did he say?
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
xiaoie says:
ask nicely and say plz?!

 

[Frigid]

my latest motto is: read before you wank.

 

[Frigid]

Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
he doesnt know how to have sex
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
i just asked him to complete this sentence:
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
when a man wants to have sex with a woman, he will...........?
{Justin} says:
what did he say?
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
xiaoie says:
ask nicely and say plz?!

OMG ROFLMAO JADE SOLID GOLD!!!!! >=D

 

[tempco]

my latest motto is: read before you wank.

no. seriously, no. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[xiao1985]

Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
he doesnt know how to have sex
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
i just asked him to complete this sentence:
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
when a man wants to have sex with a woman, he will...........?
{Justin} says:
what did he say?
Proud owner of Virgil Donati tickets says:
xiaoie says:
ask nicely and say plz?!

lol xiaoie didn't realise how funni it was til now =p

 

[Frigid]

no. seriously, no. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I PUT IT TO YOU THAT YOU WANKED OFF TO HARISU, DID YOU NOT!!!?!!! YOU ENJOYED IT, DID YOU NOT!!!?!!!

SHE'S A FUCKIN' HE FOR GODSSAKE.

 

[tempco]

I PUT IT TO YOU THAT YOU WANKED OFF TO HARISU, DID YOU NOT!!!?!!! YOU ENJOYED IT, DID YOU NOT!!!?!!!

SHE'S A FUCKIN' HE FOR GODSSAKE.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Frigid]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

rofl, i fink i scarred nekkid's e-penis forever. no more pr0n-checking for u boy.

 

[tempco]

hell no. if she's a he, i'm a fucking she.

 

[Collin]

I'm serious guys, this is the funniest conversation ever. I know from past experiences he didn't know what colognes, clits or even a snorkel was, but this one tops it all. I won't post the entire transcript for now.. since I'm not THAT cruel.. but here are some teasers:

Mack says:
i didnt know you had any interest in tossing your salad
Xiao says:
wut's tossing salad?!
Mack says:
having a wank
Xiao says:
oh........
Xiao says:
wut's having a wank?!

Official biddings will commence shortly.

 

[Frigid]

xiao know what a penis is..... right?

 

[tempco]

ok, i've reassessed my financial position.

$10.

 

[Collin]

Yes, he knows what a penis is. Thank goodness.

 

[Collin]

Another teaser:

๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
ok xiao
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
just answer the question
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
what actually happens during sex
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
cmon buddy
Mack says:
physically

You have just sent a Nudge!

๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
answer xiao

You may not send a Nudge that often.

You may not send a Nudge that often.

Mack says:
what physical actions take place
Xiao says:
errr... ejaculation occurs some where along the lines right?!
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
yes
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
but what actually happens
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
cmon describe the entire process
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
you have a man and a woman
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
what happens next
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
physically
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
cmon xiaoi
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
you cna do it
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
you can do it
Xiao says:
can i
๑۩۞۩๑ Collin ๑۩۞۩๑ - free alco tomoz nite....... but there's a catch. says:
*chants xiao xiao xiao*
Xiao says:
ask the audience?!

 

[tempco]

that's evil. pure evil.

keep the teasers rolling.

 

[jm1234567890]

@xiao: google knows