2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread (4 Viewers)

[axlenatore]

the doctor said symptoms include headache sinus problems as well as a sore throat, basically i cant breath speak or eat so yer

uni will be fun tomorrow

 

[The_highwayman]

you've probably got secondary infections.

or, like, the infection has spread to your sinuses.
get a few cytokines up ur nose and you'll be sneezing all day.

 

[jumb]

ive used up 5 tissue boxes oh yer haha

feeling a bit lonely, ey?

 

[axlenatore]

feeling a bit lonely, ey?

yup since you got banned i was feeling alone

 

[The_highwayman]

duff man can never be banned.

 

[blue_chameleon]

I wanna get a sore throat just so I can drink cough mixture. Nums.

 

[axlenatore]

Isnt treatment for tonsilitis just ammoxcycillin? with yummy antiseptic gargle

im on pencillin

and taking a fair bit of panadol, since ive also got a fever

 

[jumb]

yup since you got banned i was feeling alone

Apparently softcore porn is bad. Down with boobies!

 

[~untitled~]

im on pencillin

and taking a fair bit of panadol, since ive also got a fever

I would suggest also using an iodine/ betadine gargle. It will really help.

 

[jumb]

I would suggest also using an iodine/ betadine gargle. It will really help.

It's an experience though, one of the worst things I've ever tasted.

Make sure you don't get an alcohol mouthwash, it will make it worse.

 

[The_highwayman]

im on pencillin

and taking a fair bit of panadol, since ive also got a fever

cytokines again!

 

[em_516]

Hey it's the medicine thread!
I'm gonna take chloroform tonight, innit Sandie?

 

[Hagaren]

the doctor said symptoms include headache sinus problems as well as a sore throat, basically i cant breath speak or eat so yer

uni will be fun tomorrow

Swine flu.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Swine flu.

Swine flu is to normal flu, as Paris Hilton is to Nicki Hilton.

One is more popular than the other, but they are both equally as shit.

 

[The_highwayman]

not quite equally, but we'll save that for the WHO

 

[em_516]

WHO you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!

 

[Hagaren]

for.shame.

PS. don't you belong in the UNE forums??

 

[cannibal.horse]

Two things:

1) My crim lecturer was gonna buy me a coffee apparently last lesson but I didn't rock up

2) I made friends with the kid who wears the ralph lauren stuff to uni and we decided we're gonna create a polo and sperrys club! we swapped numbers so we can colour co-ordinate (rocking up in the same coloured polos would be totally homo) and shits all planned out so yeah.

I've only got 5 polos to rock out with tho

 

[The_highwayman]

oh man
i like some RL stuff.
but wearing entirely RL like its some sort of uniform is so cringeworthy.

 

[Saphy]

Saw a guy accidently burst in on somebody in the toilet, person in toilet jammed door, guy headbutted door and then completely out of it turned around and headbutted the wall. Hilarious.