cannibal.horse
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Since when has sword fighting been gay?Fixed.
Since when has sword fighting been gay?Fixed.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.Since when has sword fighting been gay?
since it didnt exclusively involve swordsSince when has sword fighting been gay?
You just described atleast 95% of bouncers in Newcastle.total fuckwit
Yeah, unfortunately the Brewery has a nice reputation for this type of stuff. I have many accounts of the same thing. You need to make sure that if you go out, you take a chic with you also. It works. Both me and a friend were going to get denied before we even got in, but they let our hot friend in. When we were like "wtf is going on here" the girl was at the top of the stairs and called out for us, so we just walked straight past the bouncers and they didn't stop us.Speaking of gay - security at the brewery. I literally had 3 drinks at customs, went into the brewery for 10 minutes, had a drink, went up to meet with some girls outside and this homo dude's like 'you're not coming back in'.
I tried reasoning with him but he was a total fuckwit about it. If I had have been pissed at that point I would have accepted it and taken the event as a major reevaluation of my drinking habits, but the fact is I vividly remember being outside, cold, pissed off and sober.
This.I think I know what your problem is! You're a guy!
Wear a dress next time, make it believeable. You'll be sorted.
Yeah, it doesn't matter how drunk you are, as long as you're hanging off a decent looking girl you'll get in anywhere.Yeah, unfortunately the Brewery has a nice reputation for this type of stuff. I have many accounts of the same thing. You need to make sure that if you go out, you take a chic with you also. It works. Both me and a friend were going to get denied before we even got in, but they let our hot friend in. When we were like "wtf is going on here" the girl was at the top of the stairs and called out for us, so we just walked straight past the bouncers and they didn't stop us.
That's the thing with going out; you have to deal with some overzealous bouncers that hate their life.
This.
Checklist when going out:Yeah, it doesn't matter how drunk you are, as long as you're hanging off a decent looking girl you'll get in anywhere.
As far as bouncers are concerned, they are too dense to distinguish between the two.so trannies > men?
I hate that bs.I think I know what your problem is! You're a guy!
Wear a dress next time, make it believeable. You'll be sorted.
They check for boobs before they check your I.D.As far as bouncers are concerned, they are too dense to distinguish between the two.
That's why 2nd on the list of stuff I listed you'd need as backup is important.They check for boobs before they check your I.D.
What's the injury?Seriously just put on a limp. It is your free card into ANYWHERE. Bouncers have to be hectic careful about discrimination.
Even pubs that aren't letting anyone in, will let a cripple in without question (or so I experienced last night).
That said.. I love my hamilton. Those pubs are special.
That reminds me of the Bruno episode where the club manager explains how if a person in a wheelchair tried to enter they'd just direct the line around them.Seriously just put on a limp. It is your free card into ANYWHERE. Bouncers have to be hectic careful about discrimination.
Even pubs that aren't letting anyone in, will let a cripple in without question (or so I experienced last night).
That said.. I love my hamilton. Those pubs are special.